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Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Details of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret start Monday August 17. More here.
Google has been lying about the penalty against this site for years. My conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty starts dropping August 17. More here.

Definition of smack Lester

smack Lester

verb

  • to masturbate.
    Can you really get hairy palms from smacking Lester?

    Last edited on May 18 2011. Submitted by Dallas H. from 日本 on Dec 08 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':

Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to defecate into water - usually a toilet.
Definitions include: From a popular image created in 2002 that circulated the web.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: a session of masturbation.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: a term for male masturbation.
Definitions include: a photograph of ((a printed out photograph of a person) that a male has ejaculated upon).
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: To frequently masturbate oneself excessively and/or violently.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: female variant of "choke the chicken", that is to masturbate.

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Other terms relating to 'smack':

Definitions include: of a female, to smack someone across the face.
Definitions include: "happening".
Definitions include: the smacking of a person with a penis.
Definitions include: general derogatory term; "dick".
Definitions include: to beat someone badly.
Definitions include: to make a person agog.
Definitions include: to regulate, often by force.
Definitions include: offensive speech about another person.
Definitions include: to slap.
Definitions include: directly.
Definitions include: to beat with physical violence.
Definitions include: very intoxicated by anything but alcohol.
Definitions include: unattractive.
Definitions include: to speak badly of.

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