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Definition of jerk off

jerk off

noun

  • a mean or rude person; "jerk".
    You're such a jerk-off!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

    Citation from "Search Committee 1", The Office (US TV), Season 7 Episode 25 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Jul 24 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11 1999.

verb

  • to engage in an activity which is inherently wasteful (particularly when one is at work) and for which there isn't any tangible compensation or reward, other than one's own mental stimulation.
    Five minutes before my shift ended I was jerking off playing solitaire on my computer.
    Person 1: What have you been up to at work?

    Person 2: Just jerking off.

    Last edited on Mar 18 2014. Submitted by Alex M. from Las Vegas, NV, USA on Dec 08 1998.

verb - intransitive

  • to masturbate. Usually used in reference to male masturbation.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

    Citation from "Charlie Kelly: King of Rats", It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV), Season 6 Episode 10 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
                                      

                                                                                                                           

    Citation from "Dr. Ben / Nick", Louie (TV), Season 1 Episode 3 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

    Citation from "Halloween / Ellie", Louie (TV), Season 2 Episode 10 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                                                                                                                                     

    Citation from "Halloween / Ellie", Louie (TV), Season 2 Episode 10 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                               

    Citation from "Chapter 7", Eastbound & Down (TV), Season 2 Episode 1 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Nov 04 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11 1999.

verb - transitive

  • to stimulate a penis with one's hands, until ejaculation.
    Last night my girlfriend jerked me off.
                                                                                 

    Citation from "Poker / Divorce", Louie (TV), Season 1 Episode 2 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

    Citation from "Come On / God", Louie (TV), Season 2 Episode 8 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                                                                                                 

    Citation from "Chapter 11", Eastbound & Down (TV), Season 2 Episode 5 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Dec 19 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28 2008.

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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':

Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: a photograph of ((a printed out photograph of a person) that a male has ejaculated upon).
Definitions include: male masturbation.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to sexually stimulate a person's penis with one's hands.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: In the 1950's American TV show first called The Buster Brown Show and later called Andy's Gang, a character named Froggy the Gremlin would magically appear when summoned by the phrase "pluck your magic twanger, Froggy!"
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.

Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':

Definitions include: external female genitalia.
Definitions include: an unkind person; "jerk"; "ass".
Definitions include: general insult.
Definitions include: a psycho bitch.
Definitions include: an insult.
Definitions include: a general insult, usually applied to females.
Definitions include: general insult; "jerk"; "asshole".
Definitions include: a formidable person.
Definitions include: female genitalia.
Definitions include: actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole.
Definitions include: a despicable person.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: acronym of "pain in the ass."
Definitions include: rude, crude, and "nerdy" at the same time.
Definitions include: An acronym has been invented for the term, but long after the term entered use: "Beautiful Intellectuals That Cause Hard-ons."

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Other terms relating to 'jerk':

Definitions include: a sexual practice in which a group of men stand in a circle and engage in mutual masturbation, with or without interpersonal contact.
Definitions include: censored version of "go fuck yourself".
Definitions include: a mean person.
Definitions include: to mistreat.
Definitions include: Not an insult necessarily.
Definitions include: a jerk.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: the stimulation of another person's penis with the hand, typically until ejaculation; "handjob.
Definitions include: A stupid person.
Definitions include: to deceive a person, usually in a kidding manner.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: noun, derived from the 1990's sitcom, Seinfeld.
Definitions include: to masturbate (applies only to males.)
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: acronym for "jack-off instruction" or "jerk-off instruction".

Other terms relating to 'off':

Definitions include: what was previously expected to happen may not.
Definitions include: large buttocks.
Definitions include: to move away from.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to get out of a prior obligation by asking.
Definitions include: to take on a situation one can't master.
Definitions include: to reprimand.
Definitions include: to ignore another person(s) in a rude manner.
Definitions include: to get rid of aggression or anger.
Definitions include: to do something to get rid of negative emotions.
Definitions include: to cheat on one's spouse.
Definitions include: to bore one.
Definitions include: to suggest ideas to another person to get feedback.
Definitions include: annoyed, very cross.
Definitions include: to end a relationship.

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