Definition of date Mrs. Palmer

date Mrs. Palmer

to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)
I am used to dating Mrs.Palmer these days.
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Feb 07 2014. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

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paint the ceiling	Definitions include: to masturbate.
five knuckle shuffle	Definitions include: male masturbation.
pull the pud	Definitions include: to masturbate.
have sex with (one's self)	Definitions include: to masturbate.
rub one out	Definitions include: to masturbate.
beat the bishop	Definitions include: to masturbate.
plunk (one's) twanger	Definitions include: to masturbate.
have a date with Rosey Palmer	Definitions include: to masturbate.
pudwhack	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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master debater	Definitions include: "masturbator".
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jack off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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Other terms relating to 'date':
blind date	Definitions include: a date in which the two people haven't met beforehand.
date	Definitions include: a sexual transaction with a prostitute.
date Miss Michigan	Definitions include: to masturbate
DOB	Definitions include: acronym for "date of birth."
have a date with Rosey Palmer	Definitions include: to masturbate.
have a date with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters	Definitions include: to masturbate.
heavy date	Definitions include: an important date with someone; a date with someone important.
Other terms relating to 'missus':
missus, the	Definitions include: one's wife.
Mrs.	Definitions include: prefix applied to another word.
Mrs. Right	Definitions include: the person who one is destined to marry.
see Mrs. Murphy	Definitions include: to urinate.
Other terms relating to 'palm':
grease (one's) palm	Definitions include: to bribe.
Harry Palmer	Definitions include: Masturbation term.
have a date with Rosey Palmer	Definitions include: to masturbate.
have a date with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters	Definitions include: to masturbate.
palm	Definitions include: when a woman's nipples get hard because of cold.

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