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Definition of date Mrs. Palmer

date Mrs. Palmer

verb

  • to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)
    I am used to dating Mrs.Palmer these days.

    Last edited on Feb 07 2014. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

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