Definition of date Mrs. Palmer

date Mrs. Palmer

verb

• to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)

  I am used to dating Mrs.Palmer these days.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.

  Last edited on Feb 07 2014. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':
crack one off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
jerk the gherkin	Definitions include: to masturbate (applies only to males.)
slap the salami	Definitions include: to masturbate.
pudwhack	Definitions include: to masturbate.
kill a kitten	Definitions include: From a popular image created in 2002 that circulated the web.
self-abuse	Definitions include: masturbation.
skin off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
go to the bank	Definitions include: to masturbate.
beat off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
jerk (one's) gherkin	Definitions include: to masturbate.
torque it	Definitions include: To frequently masturbate oneself excessively and/or violently.
spank bank	Definitions include: an man's stored up collection of sexual memories that he recalls while masturbating ("spanking").
wank it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
jerk off	Definitions include: to engage in an activity which is inherently wasteful (particularly when one is at work) and for which there isn't any tangible compensation or reward, other than one's own mental stimulation.
toss off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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Other terms relating to 'date':
blind date	Definitions include: a date in which the two people haven't met beforehand.
date	Definitions include: a sexual transaction with a prostitute.
date Miss Michigan	Definitions include: to masturbate
DOB	Definitions include: acronym for "date of birth."
have a date with Rosey Palmer	Definitions include: to masturbate.
have a date with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters	Definitions include: to masturbate.
heavy date	Definitions include: an important date with someone; a date with someone important.
Other terms relating to 'missus':
missus, the	Definitions include: one's wife.
Mrs.	Definitions include: prefix applied to another word.
Mrs. Right	Definitions include: the person who one is destined to marry.
see Mrs. Murphy	Definitions include: to urinate.
Other terms relating to 'palm':
grease (one's) palm	Definitions include: to bribe.
Harry Palmer	Definitions include: Masturbation term.
have a date with Rosey Palmer	Definitions include: to masturbate.
have a date with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters	Definitions include: to masturbate.
palm	Definitions include: when a woman's nipples get hard because of cold.

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