Definition of johnson
johnson 
noun
- a penis.
Don't be looking at my johnson!
My johnson is long and distinguished.
Citation from Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002 film) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.- See more words with the same meaning: penis.
Last edited on Jul 10 2011. Submitted by Andrew L. from Cottage Grove, MN, USA on Mar 14 1998.
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| Definitions include: penis. | |
| Definitions include: a penis. | |
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| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
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