Definition of schlong
schlong 
noun
- penis.
Citation from "Dude, Where's My Schlong?", Miami New Times News, Gus Garcia-Roberts, September 15, 2009 blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.- See more words with the same meaning: penis.
Last edited on Oct 08 2009. Submitted by Ryan from Spartanburg, SC, USA on Mar 04 1998.
- displeasing person; "dick".
You are such a schlong!
- See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).
Last edited on Jun 10 1998. Submitted by quif on Jun 10 1998.
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