Definition of schlort

schlort    

noun

• a short penis. From "schlong" + "short".

  A schlong is better than a schlort.

  • See more words with the same meaning: penis.

  Last edited on Jul 15 2013. Submitted by Bethanie from Raleigh, NC, USA on Jan 15 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'penis':
dinker	Definitions include: someone who just does enough to get something done.
chap	Definitions include: to be inadequate or displeasing.
dingis	Definitions include: penis.
doinker	Definitions include: penis.
cack	Definitions include: to vomit.
domepiece	Definitions include: hat.
wee	Definitions include: penis.
broner	Definitions include: "an unintentionally man-inspired boner".
big Italian salami	Definitions include: a penis.
whang	Definitions include: less common spelling of wang.
purple headed solider man	Definitions include: A penis.
pr*ck	Definitions include: derisive term for a mean or unkind person; "jerk".
bone	Definitions include: to have sexual intercourse.
pickle	Definitions include: penis.
cut	Definitions include: annoyed, angry, upset, disappointed.
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painted on	Definitions include: tight clothes
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get (one's) head out of (one's) *ss	Definitions include: to pay attention or to start doing a task correctly.
jinx	Definitions include: to curse.
FUGMO	Definitions include: contraction of "fucking ugly mother fucker".
down to the wire	Definitions include: with very little time remaining.
burnout	Definitions include: a heavy abuser of drugs.

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