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Definition of turd burgler

turd burgler


  • a person who ruins the sanitary conditions of any bathroom or public restroom, by leaving an awful stench. May leave a skid mark.
    Get off the bowl you turd burgler!
    Don't go in there, a turd burgler hit.

    Last edited on Jun 15 2013. Submitted by KO from Detroit, MI, USA on Apr 09 2008.

  • someone who tries to open the door to your bathroom stall while taking a dump
    the turd burgler desires their reward as they try to open occupied bathroom stall doors seeking the rewarding turd.
    This definition is questionable and is pending deletion. It will be saved from deletion if legitimate citations are found.

    Last edited on Sep 07 2019. Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 05 2019.

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Definitions include: exhausted, tired.

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Definitions include: The residual nugget of excrement that trails the larger performance of defecation.
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