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Definition of turd burglar

turd burglar

  • an idiot, a loser, one who does something uncalled for. Popularized by the film Beavis and Butthead do America. Also appeared in the TV series South Park.
    Thanks for calling the cops, NOT! Omigod, you're such a turd burglar!

    Last edited on May 03 2013. Submitted by Shaniqua from Sacramento, CA, USA on Dec 21 2001.

  • Somebody who burgles turds

    Last edited on Oct 12 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12 2014.


  • Used, colloquially, by local builders in South East England, especially Sussex, to describe drain-clearing/rodding operatives (not usually expressed in polite company.)

    When confronted with a blocked drain, it was common to hear a contractor come up with the phrase 'we'll have to call in the turd burglars', for which there are several well-known names on violently coloured vans around the area

    Last edited on Feb 05 2015. Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 05 2015.

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Other terms relating to 'burglar':

Definitions include: A male who moves in on and takes the attention of a female away from another male that she was potentially interested in.

Other terms relating to 'turd':

Definitions include: a fart
Definitions include: Lick a woman's ass
Definitions include: a piece of fecal matter; "loaf".
Definitions include: exhausted, tired.
Definitions include: a person who ruins the sanitary conditions of any bathroom or public restroom, by leaving an awful stench.
Definitions include: buttocks.
Definitions include: The residual nugget of excrement that trails the larger performance of defecation.
Definitions include: to get into someone's business

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