Definition of turd
turd
noun
- a piece of fecal matter; "loaf".
There's a big turd in the toilet.
You smell like fresh turds.
I gotta go drop a turd.
- See more words with the same meaning: feces.
Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Kevyn J. from Manhattan, KS, USA on Jul 07 1998.
- a session of pooping. UK slang.
I had one hell of a turd this morning.
Excuse me, I'm off for a turd.
- See more words with the same meaning: British, UK slang (list of).
Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Mike from UK on Aug 15 2002.
- feces.
Somebody smeared turd all over the toilet seat.
- See more words with the same meaning: feces.
Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.
- an irritating person.
My little sister can be such a turd!
- See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).
Last edited on Feb 15 2013. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.
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