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Definition of turd

turd

adjective

  • bad.
    That turd waitress still hasn't brought me a refill.
                                        

                                                                                        

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

    Citation from "Not WIthout My Daughter", Arrested Development (TV), Season 1 Episode 21 (2004) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Jul 18 2016. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on May 13 2014.

noun

  • a piece of fecal matter; "loaf".
    There's a big turd in the toilet.
    You smell like fresh turds.
    I gotta go drop a turd.
    • See more words with the same meaning: feces.

    Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Kevyn J. from Manhattan, KS, USA on Jul 07 1998.

  • a session of pooping. UK slang.
    I had one hell of a turd this morning.
    Excuse me, I'm off for a turd.

    Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Mike from UK on Aug 15 2002.

  • feces.
    Somebody smeared turd all over the toilet seat.
    • See more words with the same meaning: feces.

    Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.

  • an irritating person.
    My little sister can be such a turd!

    Last edited on Feb 15 2013. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.

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