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Definition of turd

turd

adjective

noun

  • a piece of fecal matter; "loaf".
    There's a big turd in the toilet.
    You smell like fresh turds.
    I gotta go drop a turd.
    • See more words with the same meaning: feces.

    Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Kevyn J. from Manhattan, KS, USA on Jul 07 1998.

  • a session of pooping. UK slang.
    I had one hell of a turd this morning.
    Excuse me, I'm off for a turd.

    Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Mike from UK on Aug 15 2002.

  • feces.
    Somebody smeared turd all over the toilet seat.
    • See more words with the same meaning: feces.

    Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.

  • an irritating person.
    My little sister can be such a turd!

    Last edited on Feb 15 2013. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.

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Definitions include: a fart
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