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Browsing page 5 of words meaning to masturbate (104 words total)
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jill
verb - intransitive
- about a female, to masturbate.
I think your roommate is jilling in the bathroom.
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Last edited on Jul 22 2017. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jul 22 2017.
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jill off
verb
- to masturbate. Applied only to female masturbation. Variant of "jack off".
I am so horny, I need to jill off.
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Last edited on May 16 2011. Submitted by Chris B. from Los Angeles, CA, USA on Jan 17 2002.
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junior Olympic pole vaulting
- to masturbate.
We caught Bob practicing his Junior Olympic Pole Vaulting.
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Last edited on Aug 25 2013. Submitted by Oli J. from Columbus, OH, USA on Feb 26 2002.
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kill a kitten
verb
- to masturbate.
He's in the bathroom killing a kitten.
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Last edited on Dec 06 2002. Submitted by Anthony from Hazlet, NJ, USA on Dec 06 2002.
origin
- From a popular image created in 2002 that circulated the web. It depicts a kitten being chased by two Domo-kun dolls with the caption, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
- See more words with the same meaning: computer slang.
Last edited on Dec 06 2002. Submitted by Anthony from Hazlet, NJ, USA on Dec 06 2002.
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master debater
noun
- "masturbator".
Citation from Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002 film) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Jul 07 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jul 07 2011.
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paint the ceiling
verb
- to masturbate. Usually used in reference to male masturbation. From the (very remote) possibility of the ejaculate hitting the ceiling.
I'm going home and painting the ceiling tonight.
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Last edited on Apr 12 2011. Submitted by Sean B. from Isla Vista, CA, USA on Sep 08 1998.
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pet (one's) kitty
verb
- to masturbate. (Usually applied only to female masturbation.)
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Last edited on Apr 02 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.
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pet the bunny
- female variant of "choke the chicken", that is to masturbate.
She skipped the movies to stay home and pet the bunny.
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Last edited on Dec 28 1998. Submitted by J. Cairl from New York, NY, USA on Dec 28 1998.
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play pocket pinball
verb
- to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)
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Last edited on Aug 11 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.
- to fondle one's penis with one's pants on, via the pants pockets.
Last edited on Aug 11 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.
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play with (one's self)
verb
- to masturbate.
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Last edited on Aug 11 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.
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