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Browsing page 5 of words meaning to masturbate (104 words total)

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junior Olympic pole vaulting

  • to masturbate.
    We caught Bob practicing his Junior Olympic Pole Vaulting.

    Last edited on Aug 25 2013. Submitted by Oli J. from Columbus, OH, USA on Feb 26 2002.

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master debater

noun

  • "masturbator".
                               

                         

                                                                                                                                              

    Citation from Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002 film) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Jul 07 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jul 07 2011.

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paint the ceiling

verb

  • to masturbate. Usually used in reference to male masturbation. From the (very remote) possibility of the ejaculate hitting the ceiling.
    I'm going home and painting the ceiling tonight.

    Last edited on Apr 12 2011. Submitted by Sean B. from Isla Vista, CA, USA on Sep 08 1998.

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pet (one's) kitty

verb

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pet the bunny

  • female variant of "choke the chicken", that is to masturbate.
    She skipped the movies to stay home and pet the bunny.

    Last edited on Dec 28 1998. Submitted by J. Cairl from New York, NY, USA on Dec 28 1998.

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play pocket pinball

verb

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play with (one's self)

verb

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