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Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
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buck the slobbering donkey

  • to masturbate.
    Lonely men often buck the slobbering donkey.

    Last edited on May 06 2011. Submitted by William E. from Dallas, TX, USA on Nov 24 2002.

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choke (one's) chicken

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cook up a batch

verb

  • to masturbate.

    Last edited on Jun 12 2013. Submitted by Patrick from Chicago, IL, USA on Oct 16 2003.

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crack one off

verb

  • to masturbate.
    I'm going to go crack one off. Later.

    Last edited on Apr 10 2011. Submitted by Jonny N. from UK on Jan 23 2003.

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date Miss Michigan

  • to masturbate
    Since Jerry has no date, he'll be dating Miss Michigan tonight.

    Last edited on Nov 24 1997. Submitted by ben b. from Israel on Nov 24 1997.

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date Mrs. Palmer

verb

  • to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)
    I am used to dating Mrs.Palmer these days.

    Last edited on Feb 07 2014. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

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double-click (one's) mouse

  • to masturbate. Note: applies only to females.
    We caught her double-clicking her mouse.

    Last edited on Aug 25 2013. Submitted by Joey M. on May 22 2003.

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