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choke (one's) chicken
verb
- to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)
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Last edited on Aug 11 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.
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choke the chicken 
verb
- to masturbate. Usually used in reference to male masturbation.
What are you doing in there? Choking the chicken?
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Last edited on Apr 12 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27 1998.
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cook up a batch
verb
- to masturbate.
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Last edited on Jun 12 2013. Submitted by Patrick from Chicago, IL, USA on Oct 16 2003.
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crack one off
verb
- to masturbate.
I'm going to go crack one off. Later.
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Last edited on Apr 10 2011. Submitted by Jonny N. from UK on Jan 23 2003.
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date Miss Michigan
- to masturbate
Since Jerry has no date, he'll be dating Miss Michigan tonight.
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Last edited on Nov 24 1997. Submitted by ben b. from Israel on Nov 24 1997.
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date Mrs. Palmer
verb
- to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)
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Last edited on Sep 06 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.
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double-click (one's) mouse
- to masturbate. Note: applies only to females.
We caught her double-clicking her mouse.
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Last edited on May 22 2003. Submitted by Joey M. on May 22 2003.
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drop the kids off at the pool
verb - intransitive
- to defecate into water - usually a toilet.
Citation from "The P.A.", The Larry Sanders Show (TV), Season 4 Episode 7 blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
Citation from "White Nights", Archer (TV), Season 2 Episode 12 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.- See more words with the same meaning: to defecate, poop, shit.
Last edited on Jul 11 2011. Submitted by Krista S. from Dallas, TX, USA on Dec 12 1997.
- to masturbate into water - usually a toilet. Applies only to males: "the kids" referring to the sperm.
C'mon, are you dropping the kids off at the pool?
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Last edited on Oct 11 2002. Submitted by Frank on Oct 11 2002.
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fap
interjection
- onomatopoeia used to imply male masturbation.
Person 1: Check out this picture of my mom when she was younger.
Person 2: fap fap fap.- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Mar 24 2010. Submitted by Anonymous from USA on Jun 08 2002.
verb - intransitive
- to masturbate.
What's that noise? Are you fapping in there?
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Last edited on Jul 16 2010. Submitted by Jason F. from Saskatoon, SK, Canada on Jul 24 2005.
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five knuckle shuffle
noun
- male masturbation.
He was doing the five knuckle shuffle.
I haven't had a five knuckle shuffle in a while.
I walked in to find him doing a five knuckle shuffle.
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Last edited on May 13 2013. Submitted by Jill G. from Westminster, London, UK on Apr 09 2005.
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