• verb: to defecate, usually diarrhea.

  After eating the spicy Mexican dinner, I had to go blow mud.

  by Andy H., TX, USA, May 11 1998.

• to defecate.

  I gotta find the toilet and blow some mud.

  by Mark H., Canada, Jul 15 1998.

• to defacate; take a dump.

  that mexican food makes me blow mud.

  by trey, FL, USA, Jan 24 2002.

• getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit

  i was given a blumkin

  by SEAN M., Virginia, USA, Apr 17 1998.

• Bumpkin: n. A sexual position in whitch the female gives the male oral pleasure while he is taking a shit.

  The bitch was so horny she gave me a bumpkin.

  by stickman, Sep 17 1998.

• receiving fellatio while defecating.

  That sick ass bitch gave me a blumpkin.

  by stickman, Sep 21 1998.

• oral pleasure given to a male while hes haveing a bowel movement

  Yo my bitch gave me a blumpkin last night

  by cassi, Westerly, RI, USA, Aug 12 2002.

• v. The act of receiving oral sex while evacuating ones bowels, sitting on a toilet.

  At the fetish club, Bill was certain he could get a Blumpkin

  by TC F., Corona, CA, USA, Jan 29 2003.

• getting a blow job while thaking a shit

  i'll bet she'd give one hell of a blumpkin

  by Chris J., Seattle, WA, USA, Feb 27 2003.

• a blowjob while taking a shit...

  by david w., Ridgeland, MS, USA, Mar 30 2004.

• When a girl satisfies a guy orally while he is sitting on the toilet.

  by Mat B., UK, Dec 25 2004.

noun

• Receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet and evacuating.

  by Craig, San Jose, CA, USA, Apr 10 2004.

verb

• To receive fellatio while defecating.

  I farted while that girl was giving me a blumpkin.

  by Brian O., Sep 10 2004.

• Receiving oral sex during defacation

  Did she give you a blumpy?

  by Nick, San Jose, CA, USA, May 25 1999.

• to defecate; POOP.

  Where's the restroom? I need to build a log cabin.

  by Bryan A., Mesa, AZ, USA, Oct 14 1998.

• to defecate for a long period of time.

  Sorry I'm late, I was building a log cabin.

  by Kyle, IL, USA, Dec 11 1999.

• to defecate; POOP.

  by Anonymous, Mar 22 2006.

• to defecate; POOP.

  by WalterGR, Aug 11 2009.

• to defecate; POOP.

  by WalterGR, Aug 11 2009.

• a code used in medical situations to indicate that the patient has defecated themselves.

  We've got a code brown in bed 2.

  by WalterGR, Aug 11 2009.

• To defecate.

  I gotta coil one.

  by Troy L., Brea, CA, USA, May 17 2003.

verb

• to defecate; POOP.

  I gota go coil some rope

  by Darren S., Ottawa, ON, Canada, Aug 08 2004.

• To continually defecate.

  I feel like a crap factory.

  by Ryan F., MI, USA, Dec 25 2001.

• To have an urgent need to defecate. Adapted from the same use of the word as it applies to childbirth.

  Dude! I gotta get to the bathroom. I'm crowning.

  by James L., Wichita, KS, USA, Jun 23 1998.

• Having to urgently defecate. From obstetrical term to describe a baby's postion just prior to it entering the vagina, where all that the deliverer can see, when looking up into the vagina, is the top (crown) of the baby's head. You can use your imagination to correlate how this term relates.

  George, get me to a toliet quickly, I am crowning.

  by Jeff R., Wetumpka, AL, USA, Jan 24 2003.

• to have a crush on, make cow eyes at, etc.

  He's really crunching on her.

  by JoAnn, Denver, CO, USA, May 21 1999.

• To defecate.

  Man I have to take a wicked crunch!

  by Dallas H., Dec 08 2002.

• Used to describe an auto accident. Also used to describe a wrecked automobile (That car was crunched.)

  We passed a bad crunch on the highway.

  by J. T., Murrieta, CA, USA, Feb 27 2003.

• v. to defecate, take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a load, or shake a brown monkey. Origin: "The Big D-Dog, Valdez, Alaska."

  Man, go on without me... I've got to curl a hoot.

  by XenosKinein, Valdez, AK, USA, Nov 03 1999.

• Verb. To defecate. Alternatives include: cut twine, cut pipe, cut and thread pipe. Alternatives are used depending on volume and composition of the issue, e.g. cutting and threading pipe would be something one does after two bowls of chili.

  I have to go cut rope.

  by Steve, Washington, DC, USA, Oct 30 2001.