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Definition of blumpkin
blumpkin 
noun
- fellatio received while the receiver is defecating.
At the fetish club, Bill was certain he could get a blumpkin.
Joe got his first blumpkin last night.
- See more words with the same meaning: fellatio, 'blowjob'.
- See more words with the same meaning: sex activities, practices, moves.
- See more words with the same meaning: to defecate, poop, shit.
Last edited on Nov 14 2011. Submitted by SEAN M. from Virginia, USA on Apr 17 1998.
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Other terms relating to 'fellatio, 'blowjob'': | |
| Definitions include: to perform fellatio. | |
| Definitions include: the performance of fellatio on one's self. | |
| Definitions include: to receive oral sex. | |
| Definitions include: to suck dick, i.e. perform fellatio. | |
| Definitions include: To perform oral sex (usually a woman on a man). | |
| Definitions include: a session of fellatio; "blowjob". | |
| Definitions include: to give oral sex. | |
| Definitions include: fellatio. | |
| Definitions include: To perform oral sex. | |
| Definitions include: to be of poor quality, displeasing. | |
| Definitions include: It means to practice fellatio, oral sex. | |
| Definitions include: to hit someone in the head quite hard. | |
| Definitions include: to be able to perform fellatio well. | |
| Definitions include: a blowjob from a person with braces. | |
| Definitions include: to perform fellatio. | |
Other terms relating to 'sex activities, practices, moves': | |
| Definitions include: "cunnilingus". | |
| Definitions include: to insert the fist into the rectum or vagina for sexual purposes. | |
| Definitions include: to perform oral sex on someone. | |
| Definitions include: in the "sex as baseball" metaphor: anal sex. | |
| Definitions include: to perform fellatio. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex unprotected. | |
| Definitions include: an alcoholic beverage consumed "on the road" (i.e. in a vehicle.) | |
| Definitions include: a head. | |
| Definitions include: fellatio performed while the receiver is driving an automobile. | |
| Definitions include: to perform fellatio. | |
| Definitions include: to kick someone off of a network connection. | |
| Definitions include: the sexual practice of men rubbing their genitals together. | |
| Definitions include: to eat or to prepare to perform oral sex. | |
| Definitions include: "autoerotic asphyxiation." | |
| Definitions include: oral sex given to a male. | |
Other terms relating to 'to defecate, poop, shit': | |
| Definitions include: to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: defecation. | |
| Definitions include: a condition marked by repeated attempts at only flatulence, but in which there is an an anal release of air and non-air (whether liquid or solid.) | |
| Definitions include: To defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to defecate; "poop". | |
| Definitions include: to have a crush on, make cow eyes at, etc. | |
| Definitions include: To defecate. | |
| Definitions include: the noun senses of "crap" are mostly a subset of the uses of "shit." | |
| Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: To defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to attempt only flatulence, but to experience both an anal release of air and non-air (whether liquid or solid.) | |
| Definitions include: feces. | |
| Definitions include: to defecate; POOP. | |
| Definitions include: To defecate. | |
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| Definitions include: unintelligent. | |
| Definitions include: the mother of one's baby. | |
| Definitions include: a greeting, usually between men. | |
| Definitions include: stomach. | |
| Definitions include: to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: "try to". | |
| Definitions include: To become angry, pissed off, enraged. | |
| Definitions include: the space (line) from a guy's balls to his dick; used in place of ass (lick my ass), balls (lick my balls), etc. | |
| Definitions include: one is in trouble. | |
| Definitions include: a woman. |
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