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Definition of touch cloth

touch cloth

verb

  • to be in dire need to defecate. Etymology: from the feces literally touching the cloth of the person's undergarments.
    I was touching cloth for a minute there.
    I need to hobble home as I'm touchin' cloth and about to shit myself.

    Last edited on May 08 2013. Submitted by Mike from UK on Aug 15 2002.

  • to nearly defecate.
    Get me to the bathroom or I'm going to touch cloth!

    Last edited on May 17 2011. Submitted by Tim F. from St Louis, MO, USA on Nov 08 2005.

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Other terms relating to 'to defecate, poop, shit':

Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: feces.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: fellatio received while the receiver is defecating.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: See also drop a deuce, take a deuce, etc.
Definitions include: to defecate.

Other terms relating to 'to need to defecate, poop, shit':

Definitions include: I need to go to the bathroom.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes.
Definitions include: need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate very badly.
Definitions include: Feeling the urge to have a bowel movement.
Definitions include: to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something.
Definitions include: the need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: when suddenly you have to defecate and there's nowhere to do so, therefore, straining to not defecate in your pants.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: To have an urgent need to defecate.

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Other terms relating to 'cloth':

Definitions include: acronym for "clothed female, naked male".
Definitions include: to end or be finished with.
Definitions include: an old tee-shirt worn around the house.

Other terms relating to 'touch':

Definitions include: a curse in which everything one interacts with turns out badly.
Definitions include: to cease regular contact with someone.
Definitions include: disconnected from reality.
Definitions include: to shoot.
Definitions include: of an uncertain outcome.
Definitions include: to need to defecate very badly.
Definitions include: jackass, jerk, etc.
Definitions include: a man who prematurely ejaculates.
Definitions include: variant of "knock on wood", from New Zealand.

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