Definition of touch cotton

touch cotton

verb

• to need to defecate very badly. (Specifically, having a firm stool.)

  Pull in to that rest area, I'm touchin' cotton!

  • See more words with the same meaning: to need to defecate, poop, shit.

  Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Kerry C. from Albany, GA, USA on Oct 17 2002.

• to need to defecate badly.

  I'm touching cotton here!

  Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Eric M. from College Park, GA, USA on Jan 16 2003.

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Other terms relating to 'to need to defecate, poop, shit':
got a squirrel peeking	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
brown-cap	Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
have a turtle head poking out	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
turtle head	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
gopher-holing	Definitions include: to need to go to the bathroom.
prairie dog	Definitions include: to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something.
grow a tail	Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
got a turtle head poking	Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes.
tug O' war	Definitions include: when suddenly you have to defecate and there's nowhere to do so, therefore, straining to not defecate in your pants.
touch cloth	Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate.
crown	Definitions include: To have an urgent need to defecate.
prairie dog it	Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
have to sit	Definitions include: need to defecate.
have a turtle head poking	Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
have a round in the chamber	Definitions include: the need to defecate.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'cotton':
cotton mouth	Definitions include: dry mouth.
cotton on	Definitions include: to discover; become wise to.
cotton pony	Definitions include: a tampon.
dot cotton	Definitions include: prairie dogging.
high cotton	Definitions include: see in high cotton.
in high cotton	Definitions include: in a low-effort work zone.
ride (one's) cotton pony	Definitions include: menstruation
ride the cotton pony	Definitions include: to menstruate.
storm the cotton gin	Definitions include: to have sex.
Other terms relating to 'touch':
anti-Midas touch	Definitions include: a curse in which everything one interacts with turns out badly.
lose touch	Definitions include: to cease regular contact with someone.
out-of-touch	Definitions include: disconnected from reality.
touch	Definitions include: to shoot.
touch and go	Definitions include: of an uncertain outcome.
touch cloth	Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate.
touch hole	Definitions include: jackass, jerk, etc.
touch-squirt	Definitions include: a man who prematurely ejaculates.
touch wood	Definitions include: variant of "knock on wood", from New Zealand.

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