The Online Slang Dictionary
(American, English, and Urban slang)

Login     Register     Forgot password     Resend confirmation
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. This will culminate in my release of an MBOX file including full headers. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Details of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret start Monday August 17. More here.
Google has been lying about the penalty against this site for years. My conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty starts dropping August 17. More here.

Definition of touch cotton

touch cotton

verb

  • to need to defecate very badly. (Specifically, having a firm stool.)
    Pull in to that rest area, I'm touchin' cotton!

    Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Kerry C. from Albany, GA, USA on Oct 17 2002.

  • to need to defecate badly.
    I'm touching cotton here!

    Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Eric M. from College Park, GA, USA on Jan 16 2003.

+Add a definition for this slang term

More info:

Interactive stats:

Related words

Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'to need to defecate, poop, shit':

Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to go to the bathroom.
Definitions include: to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes.
Definitions include: when suddenly you have to defecate and there's nowhere to do so, therefore, straining to not defecate in your pants.
Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate.
Definitions include: To have an urgent need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: need to defecate.
Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
Definitions include: the need to defecate.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'cotton':

Definitions include: dry mouth.
Definitions include: to discover; become wise to.
Definitions include: a tampon.
Definitions include: prairie dogging.
Definitions include: see in high cotton.
Definitions include: in a low-effort work zone.
Definitions include: menstruation
Definitions include: to menstruate.
Definitions include: to have sex.

Other terms relating to 'touch':

Definitions include: a curse in which everything one interacts with turns out badly.
Definitions include: to cease regular contact with someone.
Definitions include: disconnected from reality.
Definitions include: to shoot.
Definitions include: of an uncertain outcome.
Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate.
Definitions include: jackass, jerk, etc.
Definitions include: a man who prematurely ejaculates.
Definitions include: variant of "knock on wood", from New Zealand.

How common is this slang?

Don't click the following.
I use it(7)  
No longer use it(0)  
Heard it but never used it(0)  
Have never heard it(8)  

How vulgar is this slang?

Average of 11 votes: 39%  (See the most vulgar words.)


Least vulgar  
  Most vulgar

Your vote: None   (To vote, click the pepper. Vote how vulgar the word is – not how mean it is.)


Least vulgar  
  Most vulgar

Where is this slang used?

Logged-in users can add themselves to the map. Login, Register, Login instantly with Facebook.


Link to this slang definition

To link to this term in a web page or blog, insert the following.

<a href="http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/touch-cotton">touch cotton</a>

To link to this term in a wiki such as Wikipedia, insert the following.

[http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/touch-cotton touch cotton]

Some wikis use a different format for links, so be sure to check the documentation.