Definition of touch cotton
touch cotton
verb
- to need to defecate very badly. (Specifically, having a firm stool.)
Pull in to that rest area, I'm touchin' cotton!
- See more words with the same meaning: to need to defecate, poop, shit.
Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Kerry C. from Albany, GA, USA on Oct 17 2002.
- to need to defecate badly.
I'm touching cotton here!
Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Eric M. from College Park, GA, USA on Jan 16 2003.
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Other terms relating to 'to need to defecate, poop, shit': | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate badly. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: I need to go to the bathroom. | |
| Definitions include: to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate badly. | |
| Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes. | |
| Definitions include: When suddenly you have to take a shit and there's nowhere to do so therefore, straining to not shit in your pants. | |
| Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: To have an urgent need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate badly. | |
| Definitions include: need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in. | |
| Definitions include: the need to defecate. | |
Slang terms with the same root words
Other terms relating to 'cotton': | |
| Definitions include: dry mouth. | |
| Definitions include: to discover; become wise to. | |
| Definitions include: a tampon. | |
| Definitions include: prairie dogging. | |
| Definitions include: see in high cotton. | |
| Definitions include: in a low-effort work zone. | |
| Definitions include: menstruation | |
| Definitions include: to menstruate. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex. | |
Other terms relating to 'touch': | |
| Definitions include: a curse in which everything one interacts with turns out badly. | |
| Definitions include: to cease regular contact with someone. | |
| Definitions include: disconnected from reality. | |
| Definitions include: to shoot. | |
| Definitions include: of an uncertain outcome. | |
| Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: jackass, jerk, etc. | |
| Definitions include: a man who prematurely ejaculates. | |
| Definitions include: variant of "knock on wood", from New Zealand. | |
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