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Definition of got a turtle head poking

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Other terms relating to 'to need to defecate, poop, shit':

Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
Definitions include: need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate.
Definitions include: to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: I need to go to the bathroom.
Definitions include: Feeling the urge to have a bowel movement.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: the need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: To have an urgent need to defecate.
Definitions include: When suddenly you have to take a shit and there's nowhere to do so therefore, straining to not shit in your pants.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'a':

Definitions include: amphetamine.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: sexual activity.
Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
Definitions include: a little crazy
Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
Definitions include: to play around.
Definitions include: very common.
Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
Definitions include: an ugly face.
Definitions include: a few drinks of alcohol.

Other terms relating to 'got':

Definitions include: "don't have any".
Definitions include: "Jesus Christ and God almighty."
Definitions include: military acronym for "fuck it, got my orders".
Definitions include: acronym for "got to go".
Definitions include: acronym for "good game."
Definitions include: acronym for "got a nigga laughing".
Definitions include: "has".
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: "god dammit.
Definitions include: "have".
Definitions include: acronym for "patient got thumped", a notation used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
Definitions include: promotional material.

Other terms relating to 'head':

Definitions include: an LSD user.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person; "dimwit".
Definitions include: a penis.
Definitions include: to face difficulties while trying to solve a problem.
Definitions include: messy hair from sleeping.
Definitions include: conceit.
Definitions include: A totally stupid or useless person
Definitions include: to reprimand.
Definitions include: a female that performs fellatio frequently, or performs it well.
Definitions include: to practice fellatio.
Definitions include: someone who is dense, thick in the head, or just plain stupid.
Definitions include: "air head" someone who is not thinking straight.
Definitions include: a truncated sentence "But-her-head" used to describe someone who's face is ugly
Definitions include: Someone who isn't that smart or isn't nice.
Definitions include: a resident of the state of Wisconsin in the USA.

Other terms relating to 'poke':

Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: English colloquialism meaning a con.
Definitions include: to engage in coitus.
Definitions include: to antagonize a person who can become angry, violent, or who is in a position of authority.
Definitions include: anal sex
Definitions include: to have erect nipples visible beneath clothing.
Definitions include: Spoonerism for "smoke pot".
Definitions include: to antagonize a person who can become angry, violent, or who is in a position of authority.

Other terms relating to 'turtle':

Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: about to defecate.
Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: the state of being ready to take a dump.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: the toilet.

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