Definition of got a turtle head poking
got a turtle head poking
- it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes.
I can't stand up right now, I've got a turtle head pokin'.
- See more words with the same meaning: to need to defecate, poop, shit.
Last edited on Jan 16 2003. Submitted by Chris M. from Virginia, USA on Jan 16 2003.
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Other terms relating to 'to need to defecate, poop, shit': | |
| Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in. | |
| Definitions include: need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate badly. | |
| Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate badly. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: I need to go to the bathroom. | |
| Definitions include: Feeling the urge to have a bowel movement. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: the need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate badly. | |
| Definitions include: To have an urgent need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: When suddenly you have to take a shit and there's nowhere to do so therefore, straining to not shit in your pants. | |
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| Definitions include: "has". | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate. | |
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Other terms relating to 'pok': | |
| Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate. | |
Other terms relating to 'turtle': | |
| Definitions include: To defecate. | |
| Definitions include: About to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: To be generally stuck in a bad situation or immobile. | |
| Definitions include: the state of being ready to take a dump. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate. | |
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