Definition of free the turtles

free the turtles

verb

• to defecate.

  It's nice to be on the clock while freeing the turtles.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to defecate, poop, shit.

  Last edited on Mar 19 2014. Submitted by Matt H. from Orlando, FL, USA on Dec 23 2001.

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Other terms relating to 'to defecate, poop, shit':
sh*t (one's self)	Definitions include: to be extremely scared.
drop some friends off at the lake	Definitions include: to go to the bathroom, to defecate.
pop a squat	Definitions include: to sit down.
upper decker	Definitions include: defecating in the tank of a toilet, causing it to clog.
*ssquake	Definitions include: a disgustingly large defecation, often including diarrhea.
driver eight	Definitions include: to defecate.
drop the bomb	Definitions include: to defecate.
empty (one's) bowels	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
take a crap	Definitions include: to defecate.
drop a log	Definitions include: to defecate.
drop trout	Definitions include: to defecate.
blumpy	Definitions include: oral sex received during defacation
torque a wicked cable	Definitions include: to defecate, in the most unsightly of ways.
lay hot snakes	Definitions include: to defecate.
lay cable	Definitions include: to defecate.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'free':
D/D free	Definitions include: "drug and disease free", i.e. not a drug user and without sexually transmitted diseases.
F2P	Definitions include: "free to play".
footloose and fancy-free	Definitions include: not in a relationship.
for free	Definitions include: said of functionality in computing, created without cost (or with very little cost) from existing functionality.
free-ball	Definitions include: to not wear underwear.
Freeing	Definitions include: going out to acquire free items that other people are giving away.
FReeper	Definitions include: noun.
freerider	Definitions include: a group member who piggybacks on the others, gets away clean without doing any work.
freestyle	Definitions include: to rap without preparation.
free the nipple	Definitions include: of a female, to display one or more nipples in a public location.
freeware	Definitions include: "Freeware" was originally the trademark of "PC-Talk" author Andrew Fluegelman.
get away scot free	Definitions include: to escape the consequences of one's actions.
TANSTAAFL	Definitions include: acronym for "there ain't no such thing as a free lunch".
Other terms relating to 'the':
101 scoop, the	Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
2-10, the	Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
3rd degree, the	Definitions include: interrogation.
3 sheets to the wind	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
411, the	Definitions include: information.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
about the size of it	Definitions include: a good estimate.
ace in the hole	Definitions include: a secret advantage.
across the board	Definitions include: inclusive.
add fuel to the fire	Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
against the clock	Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
ahead of the curve	Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
aim Archie at the adamant	Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun	Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
a little on the side	Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
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Other terms relating to 'turtle':
get a turtle	Definitions include: about to defecate.
got a turtle head poking	Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes.
have a turtle head poking	Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
have a turtle head poking out	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
hurting turtle	Definitions include: a person who is immobile or generally stuck in a bad situation.
peeping turtle	Definitions include: the state of being ready to take a dump.
turtle head	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
turtle, the	Definitions include: the toilet.

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