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Definition of turtle head

turtle head

noun

  • a piece of feces hanging out of one's anus.
    I couldn't leave the bathroom to answer the door because I had a turtlehead.
    • See more words with the same meaning: feces.

    Last edited on Apr 24 2011. Submitted by Gil G. from USA on Jul 07 2002.

verb - intransitive

  • to need to defecate. Origin: possibly from the movie Austin Powers, in which the character Fat Bastard remarks that he feels a "turtle head poking," suggesting that he needed to defecate.
    I need to find a bathroom - I'm turtle heading bad.

    Last edited on Feb 15 2013. Submitted by Scott A. from Utica, NY, USA on Oct 21 1999.

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Other terms relating to 'feces':

Definitions include: a defecation large enough that it coils around the toilet.
Definitions include: cow feces.
Definitions include: animal feces.
Definitions include: less common spelling of blivit.
Definitions include: a piece of fecal matter that won't go down the toilet when it is flushed.
Definitions include: acronym for "bowel movement."
Definitions include: a piece of feces.
Definitions include: feces.
Definitions include: diarrhea.
Definitions include: a bunch of bull shit.
Definitions include: to jokingly deceive.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: feces; "turd".
Definitions include: piece of shit.
Definitions include: fermented human waste, inhaled for the (alleged) intoxicating effects.

Other terms relating to 'to need to defecate, poop, shit':

Definitions include: to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something.
Definitions include: to need to defecate very badly.
Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: when suddenly you have to defecate and there's nowhere to do so, therefore, straining to not defecate in your pants.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate.
Definitions include: need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to go to the bathroom.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: To have an urgent need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: Feeling the urge to have a bowel movement.
Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.

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Other terms relating to 'head':

Definitions include: an LSD user.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person; "dimwit".
Definitions include: In the RN/RM, 'Baby's Head' refers to tinned steak and kidney pudding which was in ration packs until the change to dehydrated rations.
Definitions include: a penis.
Definitions include: to face difficulties while trying to solve a problem.
Definitions include: messy hair from sleeping.
Definitions include: conceit.
Definitions include: A totally stupid or useless person
Definitions include: to reprimand.
Definitions include: a female that performs fellatio frequently, or performs it well.
Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
Definitions include: someone who is dense, thick in the head, or just plain stupid.
Definitions include: "air head" someone who is not thinking straight.
Definitions include: a truncated sentence "But-her-head" used to describe someone who's face is ugly
Definitions include: Someone who isn't that smart or isn't nice.

Other terms relating to 'turtle':

Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: about to defecate.
Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes.
Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
Definitions include: to need to defecate.
Definitions include: a person who is immobile or generally stuck in a bad situation.
Definitions include: the state of being ready to take a dump.
Definitions include: the toilet.

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