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Definition of touch-squirt
touch-squirt
- a man who prematurely ejaculates.
That guy is such a touch squirt, I don't know what she sees in him.
Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Howard B. from Portland, OR, USA on Aug 04 1998.
- a jerk or loser.
That guy is such a touch squirt, I don't know what she sees in him.
Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Howard B. from Portland, OR, USA on Aug 04 1998.
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| Definitions include: to become nervous; "freak out". | |
| Definitions include: diarrhea. | |
| Definitions include: To perform a defecation that is characterized by a liquid-like or diarrhea consistency (most particularly used when a person thinks the fart they just expelled might have contained MORE than just gas). | |
| Definitions include: form of address for a child. | |
| Definitions include: diarrhea | |
| Definitions include: to urinate. | |
Other terms relating to 'touch': | |
| Definitions include: a curse in which everything one interacts with turns out badly. | |
| Definitions include: to cease regular contact with someone. | |
| Definitions include: disconnected from reality. | |
| Definitions include: to shoot. | |
| Definitions include: of an uncertain outcome. | |
| Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate very badly. | |
| Definitions include: jackass, jerk, etc. | |
| Definitions include: variant of "knock on wood", from New Zealand. | |
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