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Definition of touch-squirt

touch-squirt

  • a man who prematurely ejaculates.
    That guy is such a touch squirt, I don't know what she sees in him.

    Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Howard B. from Portland, OR, USA on Aug 04 1998.

  • a jerk or loser.
    That guy is such a touch squirt, I don't know what she sees in him.

    Last edited on May 09 2013. Submitted by Howard B. from Portland, OR, USA on Aug 04 1998.

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Other terms relating to 'squirt':

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Other terms relating to 'touch':

Definitions include: a curse in which everything one interacts with turns out badly.
Definitions include: to cease regular contact with someone.
Definitions include: disconnected from reality.
Definitions include: to shoot.
Definitions include: of an uncertain outcome.
Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate.
Definitions include: to need to defecate very badly.
Definitions include: jackass, jerk, etc.
Definitions include: variant of "knock on wood", from New Zealand.

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