noun

• a fart. One "floats" an air biscuit. See float an air biscuit.

  by Anonymous, Jul 23 2007.

noun

• flatulence.

  Man my ass is playing some anal acoustics today!

  by Dogg Pound, CA, USA, Jun 20 2002.

noun

• feces. See shit.

  Arse biscuits!

  by KMS, London, Greater London, UK, Aug 19 2002.

noun

• a disgustingly large defecation, often including diarrhea. Sometimes abbreviated simply quake.

  Prunes always give me such big assquakes!

  by Kat, Washington, DC, USA, Nov 11 1998.

noun

• menstrual period. Sometimes abbreviated AF. Also Aunt Flo and cousin Red.

  Man, Aunt Flo is visiting.

  AF came today.

  I had unexpected company last night... Aunt Flo and cousin Red came to visit.

  by Emily, UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 13 1998.

origin

• This term may be a reference to unwelcome family members who arrive unexpectedly and without prior notice.

  by Emily, UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 13 1998.

noun

• menstrual period.

  I had unexpected company last night... Aunt Flo and cousin Red came to visit.

  by Diane F., Rochester, MI, USA, Jun 13 1999.

origin

• This term may be a reference to unwelcome family members who arrive unexpectedly and without prior notice.

  by Diane F., Rochester, MI, USA, Jun 13 1999.

verb

• to flatulate. Also bake brownies.

  Stay away from her, she's been baking all day.

  Alright, who's baking?

  by Anonymous, Nov 15 1998.

• to insult or make a joke at someone's expense.

  Oh, he baked you!

  by Sole, Detroit, MI, USA, Mar 05 2003.

verb

• to flatulate. Also bake.

  Stay away from her, she's been baking brownies all day.

  Alright, who's baking brownies?

  by Jer-Dog, St Charles, MO, USA, May 02 2002.

• to defecate.

  Smells like someone's bakin' brownies.

  by Bisogno, A., Jun 13 2005.

interjection

• Term of disgust.

  You hooked up with him? Like, barf!

  by Anonymous, Sep 28 2008.

intransitive verb

• to vomit.

  by JB C., New York, NY, USA, Sep 14 1997.

• To fail to work because of unacceptable input, perhaps with a suitable error message, perhaps not.

  The division operation barfs if you try to divide by 0.

  The text editor barfs if you try to read in a new file before writing out the old one.

  by The Jargon File, Sep 28 2009.

noun

• vomit.

  You got barf on your shoes.

  by Anonymous, Sep 28 2008.

• "Barf" is sometimes also used as a metasyntactic variable like "foo" and "bar".

  by The Jargon File, Sep 28 2009.

intransitive verb

• to vomit outdoors.

  Rick drank too much and went outside. Now he's barking at the ants.

  by Anonymous, Jan 09 2002.

noun

• an imaginary creature to blame flatulence on. Appears in Kurt Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions (1973).

  Speaker: Did you just fart?
  
  Response: No, there must be a Barking Spider in here.

  by Mark L., Newburyport, MA, USA, Nov 07 1999.

noun

• a problem or grudge with someone.

  Do you have a beef with me?

  So what's the beef?

  Do you have beef with those guys?

  by Nicole, AR, USA, Jul 21 1998.

• a criminal charge or conviction.

  I would have been off parole next month, but I picked up a new beef.

  by Joshua E., Saratoga, CA, USA, Apr 19 2009.

verb

• to fall and hit the ground hard, especially while snowboarding, skateboarding, or engaging in any "extreme" sport.

  Attempting the dangerous move, the skater beefed.

  He really beefed that landing.

  by Anonymous, Jun 11 1999.

• to flatulate.

  Dude, who beefed?

  by David S., San Francisco, CA, USA, Apr 16 2004.

noun

• an orgasm.

  Did you give her the big O?

  by Kevin H., Cedar Rapids, IA, USA, Nov 29 2001.

verb

• to die or to get killed.

  Do you think Joe will bite the big one?

  by Tj D., Phoenix, AZ, USA, Apr 19 1998.

verb

• to die.

  by Anonymous, Jan 04 2003.