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Definition of number two
number two
- one's right-hand man.
He's my number two.
Last edited on May 16 2011. Submitted by Ralph M. from Charlotte, NC, USA on Jan 25 2002.
noun - uncountable
- defecation.
Kid: I have to go to the bathroom.
Parent: Number one or number two?
Kid: Number two.
Citation from "Acceptance", Wilfred (TV), Season 1 Episode 4 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.- See more words with the same meaning: feces.
Last edited on Jul 26 2011. Submitted by Ralph M. from Charlotte, NC, USA on Jan 25 2002.
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Other terms relating to 'feces': | |
| Definitions include: "shit". | |
| Definitions include: cow feces. | |
| Definitions include: thing. | |
| Definitions include: a piece of feces. | |
| Definitions include: "shit". | |
| Definitions include: feces. | |
| Definitions include: feces; "turd". | |
| Definitions include: dirt, dirty. | |
| Definitions include: the noun senses of "crap" are mostly a subset of the uses of "shit." | |
| Definitions include: a load of feces | |
| Definitions include: To take a shit, to poop. | |
| Definitions include: animal feces. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "foot-long floater", i.e. a floating piece of feces that's a foot long. | |
| Definitions include: a piece of fecal matter; "loaf". | |
| Definitions include: cow feces; "cow patty". | |
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Other terms relating to 'number': | |
| Definitions include: to do math. | |
| Definitions include: to do a poor job. | |
| Definitions include: to defecate; "poop". | |
| Definitions include: to urinate. | |
| Definitions include: to defecate; "poop". | |
| Definitions include: To be recalcitrant, stubborn, unruly, resistant, not a team player, unsportsmanlike. | |
| Definitions include: a song. | |
| Definitions include: a session of urination. | |
| Definitions include: a session of defecation. | |
| Definitions include: a session of masturbation. | |
| Definitions include: a person whose job involves crunching numbers (that is, doing math.) | |
| Definitions include: urination. | |
| Definitions include: one is in trouble. | |
Other terms relating to 'two': | |
| Definitions include: an unattractive female met while drinking alcohol at a bar, and then taken back to one's residence to spend the night. | |
| Definitions include: "to". | |
| Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving. | |
| Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting. | |
| Definitions include: Slang for adding your opinion of something or someone without being asked for your opinion. | |
| Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate. | |
| Definitions include: diarrhea. | |
| Definitions include: suffering a bout of diarrhea so chronic that you only manage a scream and 2 steps before it starts to run down your leg. | |
| Definitions include: penis and testicles. | |
| Definitions include: to care. | |
| Definitions include: to defecate; "poop". | |
| Definitions include: to defecate; "poop". | |
| Definitions include: an extremely well-behaved person. | |
| Definitions include: Very hot outside. | |
| Definitions include: "Both people involved in a bad situation are to be blamed." | |
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