Definition of give two shits

give two shits

verb

• to care. Usually used in the negative.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
  
  Citation from "Chapter 9", Eastbound & Down (TV), Season 2 Episode 3 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  Last edited on Dec 19 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Dec 19 2011.

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Other terms relating to 'give':
all the f*cks I give	Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.
DGAF	Definitions include: acronym for "don't give a fuck."
DILLIGAS	Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit."
give	Definitions include: to give up or to show weakness.
give a bag of d*cks	Definitions include: to care.
give a bum steer	Definitions include: to give bad advice.
give a crap's *ss	Definitions include: to care.
give a damn	Definitions include: to care.
give af	Definitions include: "give a fuck".
give a flying f*ck	Definitions include: to care.
give a frog's fat *ss	Definitions include: to care.
give a f*ck	Definitions include: to care.
give a hand	Definitions include: to applaud.
give a hiding	Definitions include: to beat up.
give a monkey's	Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative
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Other terms relating to 'shit':
act like (one's) sh*t doesn't stink	Definitions include: to act superior.
act like (one's) sh*t don't stink	Definitions include: See act like (one's) shit doesn't stink.
and sh*t	Definitions include: used to emphasize the preceding statement.
ape sh*t	Definitions include: crazy.
as sh*t	Definitions include: "very".
baby sh*t yellow	Definitions include: offensive shade of yellow
bag of sh*t	Definitions include: a despicable person.
bat-sh*t crazy	Definitions include: very crazy.
beat seven shades of sh*t out of	Definitions include: to beat severely.
beat the sh*t out of	Definitions include: to beat severely.
beer sh*ts	Definitions include: foul-smelling loose stools experienced the day after heavy drinking.
be like flies on sh*t	Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.
bored sh*tless	Definitions include: extremely bored.
bore sh*tless	Definitions include: to make a person extremely bored.
brick sh*thouse	Definitions include: a large muscular person.
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Other terms relating to 'two':
10-2 2-10	Definitions include: an unattractive female met while drinking alcohol at a bar, and then taken back to one's residence to spend the night.
2	Definitions include: "to".
2-10, the	Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Adding your two cent	Definitions include: Slang for adding your opinion of something or someone without being asked for your opinion.
a dog with two d*cks	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Aztec two step	Definitions include: diarrhea.
banshee two-step, the	Definitions include: suffering a bout of diarrhea so chronic that you only manage a scream and 2 steps before it starts to run down your leg.
general, two colonels	Definitions include: penis and testicles.
go number 2	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
go number two	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
goody two-shoes	Definitions include: an extremely well-behaved person.
hotter than two mice f*cking in a wool sock	Definitions include: Very hot outside.
it takes two to tango.	Definitions include: "Both people involved in a bad situation are to be blamed."
like a dog with two d*cks	Definitions include: happy, as a dog would be if it found it had an extra penis.
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