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Definition of gouch

gouch

noun

misspelling of "gooch".
- See more words with the same meaning: alternative spellings or pronunciations (list of).
- See more words with the same meaning: perineum.
Last edited on Mar 09 2011. Submitted by Michael K. on Sep 07 2005.

verb - intransitive

to fall asleep or nod off after consuming heroin.
He was gouching after he smoked the heroin.
- See more words with the same meaning: to sleep.
- See more words with the same meaning: under the influence of opiates.
Last edited on May 12 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on May 12 2013.

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bby	Definitions include: "baby".
PMITA	Definitions include: acronym for "pound me in the ass".
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dat	Definitions include: "that".
bizo	Definitions include: alternate spelling/pronunciation of "bitch.
FUBAR	Definitions include: confused, ruined; "messed up".
af	Definitions include: acronym for "as fuck".
alt	Definitions include: "alternative".
IIRC	Definitions include: acronym for "if I recall correctly."
Cally	Definitions include: misspelling of Cali.
jw	Definitions include: acronym for "just wondering".
DMY	Definitions include: acronym for "don't mess yourself", i.e. don't go to the bathroom in one's pants.
mayo	Definitions include: "mayonnaise".
TTFN	Definitions include: acronym for "ta-ta for now" (i.e. "goodbye for now.")
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Other terms relating to 'perineum':
taint	Definitions include: A shortened form of "it ain't your genitals and it ain't your anus."
chode	Definitions include: very common spelling of choad.
grundle	Definitions include: the perineum.
choad	Definitions include: derogatory term; "moron".
choda	Definitions include: perineum; "chode", "choad".
grundel	Definitions include: the perineum of a male.
Biffins bridge	Definitions include: the perineum of a female, i.e. the skin between the anus and vulva; the "taint" of a female.
fleshy fun bridge	Definitions include: the perineum.
gooch	Definitions include: Used mostly by surfers to ask who's good.
banus	Definitions include: perineum.
twitter	Definitions include: the perineum.
choade	Definitions include: misspelling of choad.
Other terms relating to 'to sleep':
saw wood	Definitions include: to sleep.
crash	Definitions include: to arrive unexpectedly and uninvited, esp. to a social function such as a party or ceremony.
hit the sack	Definitions include: to go to bed.
out like a light	Definitions include: having fallen asleep quickly.
passed out	Definitions include: to be asleep, often (but not always) in a place other than one's own bed.
get some z's	Definitions include: to sleep.
crash out	Definitions include: to fall asleep.
kip	Definitions include: a short nap.
cat nap	Definitions include: a short nap.
nod	Definitions include: to fall asleep due to drugs, especially opiates (such as heroin.)
zonked	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
loaf	Definitions include: to rest.
z's	Definitions include: sleep.
nod off	Definitions include: to fall asleep.
zonked out	Definitions include: asleep or unconscious.
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Other terms relating to 'under the influence of opiates':
nodder	Definitions include: a condom
smacked	Definitions include: very intoxicated by anything but alcohol.
jammed	Definitions include: mad or irritated.
nod off	Definitions include: to fall asleep.

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release hostages	Definitions include: To defecate.
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slurry	Definitions include: a slatternly female, usually with loose sexual tendencies
kinderkid	Definitions include: someone who pretends to be someone they're not; "fake"; "poseur"; "wanna-be".
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grammar Nazi	Definitions include: a person who comments on or corrects the grammar mistakes of others.
turd	Definitions include: a piece of fecal matter; "loaf".
woody wagon	Definitions include: a type of Ford Station wagon with real wood inlays on the sides to make it look rustic
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