Definition of kwif

kwif

noun

• misspelling / alternate spelling of "queef".

  You are such a kwif!

  Did you hear that kwif?

  That btch kwiffed in my mouth!

  • See more words with the same meaning: alternative spellings or pronunciations (list of).
  • See more words with the same meaning: vaginal fart.

  Last edited on Apr 29 2013. Submitted by Sara from Niagara, Temuco, Novena Región de La Araucanía, Chile on Jun 01 1999.

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Other terms relating to 'alternative spellings or pronunciations (list of)':
NIH	Definitions include: acronym for "not invented here".
UL	Definitions include: acronym for "upload".
fam	Definitions include: "extended" family, sometimes including close friends.
ILYSFM	Definitions include: acronym for "I love you so fucking much".
deez nuts	Definitions include: "these nuts", i.e. "these testicles".
LYLAS	Definitions include: acronym for "love you like a sister".
DOB	Definitions include: acronym for "date of birth."
Jno	Definitions include: a short form (abbreviation) of the name John.
Paki	Definitions include: a person of Pakistani descent.
5ux0r	Definitions include: to be inadequate or displeasing.
go f*ck on (one's self)	Definitions include: "go fuck (one's self)".
jels	Definitions include: "jealous".
outie 5000	Definitions include: see Audi 5000.
NSFL	Definitions include: acronym for "not safe for life".
IOTTMCO	Definitions include: acronym for "intuitively obvious to the most casual observer."
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Other terms relating to 'vaginal fart':
muff puff	Definitions include: the expulsion of air from a vagina; "vaginal fart"; "queef".
pufer	Definitions include: air released from the vagina; "vaginal fart".
queeb	Definitions include: A vaginal fart, usually during intercourse.
queef	Definitions include: to expel air from one's vagina.
queif	Definitions include: misspelling of queef.
quief	Definitions include: to expel air from the vagina.
vart	Definitions include: to release air from the vagina; "fart vaginally".
p*ssy fart	Definitions include: air expelled from the vagina.
queaf	Definitions include: to expel air from one's vagina.

Slang terms with the same root words

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ermahgerd	Definitions include: alternate spelling and pronunciation of "oh my god".
rot in hell	Definitions include: general insult / disparaging remark.
tease	Definitions include: a person who pretends to be sexually available.
knock down	Definitions include: A formal introduction-
throw dogs	Definitions include: to get in to a fight.
Vjayjay	Definitions include: "vagina".
plum	Definitions include: testicle.
no-brainer	Definitions include: an easy-to-solve problem.
card	Definitions include: to ask for a person's identification (e.g. driver's license) for proof of age.
tux	Definitions include: "tuxedo".

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