Definition of deuce

deuce

said when departing from someone; "goodbye".
I have to go, I'll call you later, deuce.

Last edited on Jun 07 2013. Submitted by Anonymous from Houston, TX, USA on Aug 27 2006.

defecation.
I had to drop a fat deuce after drinking Old Milwaukee last night.
My dog dropped a deuce on the curb.
- See more words with the same meaning: to defecate, poop, shit.
Last edited on Jun 07 2013. Submitted by Skouf from Haddonfield, NJ, USA on Aug 19 2002.
used in place of shit in the reference of defecation.
I need to drop a deuce.

Last edited on Jun 07 2013. Submitted by Avi from Massachusetts, USA on Nov 02 2002.
the number two.
I need deuce more dollars.

Last edited on Jun 07 2013. Submitted by Anonymous from Houston, TX, USA on Aug 27 2006.

to defecate.
I just deuced in that guy's rose garden.
- See more words with the same meaning: to defecate, poop, shit.
Last edited on May 06 2011. Submitted by Skouf from Haddonfield, NJ, USA on Aug 19 2002.

See also drop a deuce, take a deuce, etc. See the "Other terms relating to 'deuce'" section below.
Last edited on Jun 07 2013. Submitted by Josh G. from North Attleboro, MA, USA on Jan 07 2000.

Synonymous with "number two", bathroom slang for defecation.
Last edited on May 06 2011. Submitted by Skouf from Haddonfield, NJ, USA on Aug 19 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'to defecate, poop, shit':
drop some wolf bait	Definitions include: To defecate.
*sht (one's self)**	Definitions include: to be extremely scared.
give birth to a food baby	Definitions include: to defecate.
blow up (one's) bathroom	Definitions include: to leave a bathroom smelling extremely bad after defecation.
*take a sht**	Definitions include: to defecate.
lay a loaf	Definitions include: v. to defecate.
pich a loaf	Definitions include: to defecate.
smear the bowl	Definitions include: to defecate.
take a smash	Definitions include: to defecate.
*talk some sht to John**	Definitions include: to defecate.
ride the porcelain bus	Definitions include: to sit on ("ride") the toilet for an extended period of time, usually due to diarrhea or general bowel distress.
duke it out	Definitions include: to defecate.
do a poo	Definitions include: to defecate.
go number two	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
take a deuce	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
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Other terms relating to 'deuce':
ace-deuce	Definitions include: Three
chuck the deuces	Definitions include: to display the peace sign using one's fingers.
cop deuces	Definitions include: to tell a contradicting story.
deuce deuce	Definitions include: a 22 fluid ounce container of a beverage - generally beer.
deuce out the roof	Definitions include: "Goodbye."
deuces	Definitions include: 20 inch auto rims.
deuce, the	Definitions include: general exclamation.
drop a deuce	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
drop deuces	Definitions include: "plural form" of drop a deuce.
drop the deuce	Definitions include: to defecate.
hang a deuce	Definitions include: to defecate.
ride the deuces	Definitions include: This definition is questionable and is pending deletion.
rock a deuce	Definitions include: to defecate.
rock the deuce	Definitions include: rock the deuce:
steamy deuce	Definitions include: hot smelly turds caused by too much methane gas in the digestive tract
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