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Definition of call Ralph on the big white telephone

call Ralph on the big white telephone

verb

to vomit.
I was so drunk last night I had to call Ralph on the big white telephone.
- See more words with the same meaning: to vomit.
Last edited on Apr 19 2002. Submitted by John H. from St Louis, MO, USA on Apr 19 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'to vomit':
un-swallow	Definitions include: Vomit.
Hendrix	Definitions include: To choke to death on your own vomit while being passed out drunk.
pash the porcelain princess	Definitions include: To vomit.
lose (one's) lunch	Definitions include: to vomit
multicolor yawn	Definitions include: To vomit, puke.
hug the throne	Definitions include: to vomit.
throw up	Definitions include: to vomit.
laugh at the toilet	Definitions include: verb. to vomit.
urp	Definitions include: to vomit.
yodel groceries	Definitions include: Throwing up, puking.
yawn in Technicolor	Definitions include: to vomit. Also do the Technicolor yawn.
spew	Definitions include: to vomit.
cack	Definitions include: to vomit.
psychedelic yawn	Definitions include: to vomit.
launch lunch	Definitions include: Vomit
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'big':
BBC	Definitions include: acronym for "big black cock".
BBD	Definitions include: acronym for "big black dick".
BBW	Definitions include: acronym for "big beautiful woman".
BFD	Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal."
BFN	Definitions include: Stands for big fucking nowhere i.e. suburbs
big	Definitions include: mature.
big and shiny	Definitions include: a man who is big, dumb and macho but generally harmless and nice.
Big Apple, the	Definitions include: New York City.
*big-ss**	Definitions include: to move into a group and try to take over; to throw one's weight around; to play the role of "main man" by bullying others.
big baller	Definitions include: a big time big money crack dealer.
Big Blue Room, the	Definitions include: outdoors, during the day.
big-boned	Definitions include: euphemism for overweight.
Big Booty Judy	Definitions include: Someone with a humongous butt.
big bucks	Definitions include: a large amount of money.
big cheese	Definitions include: an important person.
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Other terms relating to 'call':
anyone's call	Definitions include: a situation in which any outcome is equally likely.
BC	Definitions include: booty call - to call someone or friend over to have sex with no commitment.
booty call	Definitions include: a last-minute or previously unplanned request to meet up with someone with the intention of having sex (i.e. getting booty.)
call	Definitions include: to claim ownership, at least temporarily.
call a spade a spade	Definitions include: to recognize something for what it is.
call dinosaurs	Definitions include: to vomit.
call Earl	Definitions include: to vomit.
call for Huey	Definitions include: The act of vomiting.
call for O'Rourke	Definitions include: to vomit (noisily).
call girl	Definitions include: a prostitute.
call Huey on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
call it a day	Definitions include: to stop performing a task.
call it a night	Definitions include: to go home and/or go to bed.
call it Christmas	Definitions include: a good solution to a problem
call me when the shuttle lands	Definitions include: Similar to: "Let me know when you're acting normal again."
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Other terms relating to 'on':
accidentally on purpose	Definitions include: seemingly accidental but with a secret motive.
a little on the side	Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
a lot on (one's) plate	Definitions include: See on (one's) plate.
as much use as a handbrake on a canoe	Definitions include: useless.
back on (one's) feet	Definitions include: doing better after an unfavorable event.
back on pipe	Definitions include: returned to one's meth or crack addiction.
bag on	Definitions include: to insult for fun; "make fun of".
bail on	Definitions include: to leave (a relationship) or abandon.
ball on	Definitions include: to attempt to attract verbally; "hit on".
bang on	Definitions include: to test something before it is released or presented.
barge in on	Definitions include: See barge in.
beast on	Definitions include: used to describe a person that is angry and is scolding at someone.
be in on	Definitions include: to be involved with.
*be like flies on sht**	Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.
be on cloud nine	Definitions include: to be very happy.
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Other terms relating to 'ralph':
call Ralph on the big white phone	Definitions include: to vomit
call Ralph on the porcelain phone	Definitions include: to vomit in the toilet.
call Uncle Ralph on the big porcelain telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
kiss ralph	Definitions include: to vomit.
make a Ralph	Definitions include: Make a right turn.
ralph	Definitions include: to vomit.
ralph up	Definitions include: to ralph (vomit) up.
talk to Ralph on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
Other terms relating to 'telephone':
call Huey on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
call Ralph on the big white phone	Definitions include: to vomit
call Ralph on the porcelain phone	Definitions include: to vomit in the toilet.
call Uncle Ralph on the big porcelain telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
dial the porcelain phone	Definitions include: to vomit.
hold the phone	Definitions include: "wait a minute"; "hold on"; etc.
on the phone	Definitions include: extremely attractive.
*phone fck**	Definitions include: to engage in phone sex.
talk to Ralph on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
Other terms relating to 'the':
2-10, the	Definitions include: Walking, generally as opposed to driving.
3rd degree, the	Definitions include: interrogation.
3 sheets to the wind	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
411, the	Definitions include: information.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
about the size of it	Definitions include: A good estimate, term of agreement
ace in the hole	Definitions include: a secret advantage.
across the board	Definitions include: Inclusive
add fuel to the fire	Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
against the clock	Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
aim Archie at the adamant	Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
a little on the side	Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
all the rage	Definitions include: extremely popular.
along for the ride	Definitions include: taking a passive role.
around the corner where fudge is made	Definitions include: the bathroom.
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Other terms relating to 'white':
black and white	Definitions include: police.
call Huey on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
call Ralph on the big white phone	Definitions include: to vomit
MWF	Definitions include: "married white female".
MWM	Definitions include: "married white male".
pearly whites	Definitions include: teeth.
PWT	Definitions include: Acronym for poor white trash
ride the white horse	Definitions include: to frequently use an illegal white powder stimulant (e.g. cocaine, crystal methamphetamines, crank, etc.)
SWF	Definitions include: "single white female".
SWM	Definitions include: "single white male".
talk to Ralph on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
Tennessee white snake	Definitions include: penis.
WASP	Definitions include: acronym for "White Anglo-Saxon Protestant."
white	Definitions include: cocaine.
white-ant	Definitions include: Australian slang for eroding away someone's position through constant criticism.
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