• To have an urgent need to defecate. Adapted from the same use of the word as it applies to childbirth.

  Dude! I gotta get to the bathroom. I'm crowning.

  by James L., Wichita, KS, USA, Jun 23 1998.

• Having to urgently defecate. From obstetrical term to describe a baby's postion just prior to it entering the vagina, where all that the deliverer can see, when looking up into the vagina, is the top (crown) of the baby's head. You can use your imagination to correlate how this term relates.

  George, get me to a toliet quickly, I am crowning.

  by Jeff R., Wetumpka, AL, USA, Jan 24 2003.

• dirt, dirty.

  What crud! That's a really cruddy bike.

  by Woop, CA, USA, Aug 01 1998.

• Same as CRAP or SHIT. Negative.

  That's a load of crud.

  by Ryan, IL, USA, Dec 01 1999.

noun

• nonsense

  That's just a lot of crud.

  by Robbie G., Stroud, Hampshire, UK, Feb 13 2006.

• used to express annoyance, anger or fear

  Oh, crud.

  by Robbie G., Stroud, Hampshire, UK, Feb 13 2006.

• an unpleasant substance. euphemism for 'crap'

  What's all this crud?

  by Robbie G., Stroud, Hampshire, UK, Feb 13 2006.

• something displeasing

  I feel like crud this morning.

  by Robbie G., Stroud, Hampshire, UK, Feb 13 2006.

• to have a crush on, make cow eyes at, etc.

  He's really crunching on her.

  by JoAnn, Denver, CO, USA, May 21 1999.

• To defecate.

  Man I have to take a wicked crunch!

  by Dallas H., Dec 08 2002.

• Used to describe an auto accident. Also used to describe a wrecked automobile (That car was crunched.)

  We passed a bad crunch on the highway.

  by J. T., Murrieta, CA, USA, Feb 27 2003.

• v. to defecate, take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a load, or shake a brown monkey. Origin: "The Big D-Dog, Valdez, Alaska."

  Man, go on without me... I've got to curl a hoot.

  by XenosKinein, Valdez, AK, USA, Nov 03 1999.

• to flatulate; FART.

  by WalterGR, Sacramento, CA, USA, Aug 11 2009.

• Verb. To defecate. Alternatives include: cut twine, cut pipe, cut and thread pipe. Alternatives are used depending on volume and composition of the issue, e.g. cutting and threading pipe would be something one does after two bowls of chili.

  I have to go cut rope.

  by Steve, Washington, DC, USA, Oct 30 2001.

• Stands for Day After Drunk Shit.

  I've had some pretty nasty DADS today.

  by Eric J., Santa Barbara, CA, USA, Jan 27 2000.

• Taking a crap is often refered to as #2. Thus, deuce meaning two, we get this wonderful word.

  Man, I have to drop the biggest deuce.

  by Josh G., North Attleboro, MA, USA, Jan 07 2000.

• 1. fecal matter usually having a mass of two pounds or more 2. a crap 3. number two 4. a plumber's nightmare (see Mullet Rob).

  Mullet Rob dropped a nasty deuce at Skip's house and flooded his bathroom.

  by Justin O., Newport, RI, USA, Dec 06 2001.

• bowel movement.

  I gotta drop a deuce!

  by Enix, Bethesda, MD, USA, Jun 20 2002.

• n. defecation. ("My dog dropped a deuce on the curb."); vtr. to defecate ("I just deuced in that guy's rose garden.") Origins: synonymous with "number two," bathroom slang for defecation or the act of defecating. Deuce: origins -- Middle English deus, from Old French, two, from Latin dus, masculine accusative of duo.

  I had to drop a fat deuce after drinking Old Milwaukee last night.

  by Skouf, Haddonfield, NJ, USA, Aug 19 2002.

• N. To Defecate.

  Yo, man I gotta drop a major duece!

  by Joe E., PA, USA, Oct 11 2002.

• used in place of shit in the reference of defecation.

  I need to drop a deuce.

  by Avi, Massachusetts, USA, Nov 02 2002.

• The number two.

  I need deuce more dollars

  by Anonymous, Houston, TX, USA, Aug 27 2006.

• Said when departing from someone; goodbye.

  I have to go, I'll call you later, Deuce.

  by Anonymous, Houston, TX, USA, Aug 27 2006.

• to vomit.

  I was just dialing the porcelian phone.

  by Risa M., Green Bay, WI, USA, Aug 05 1998.

• to defecate.

  I unloaded a whole load of diaper gravy!

  by Matt F., CA, USA, Feb 16 1999.

• feces; POOP.

  by WalterGR, Sacramento, CA, USA, Aug 11 2009.

• feces; POOP.

  by WalterGR, Sacramento, CA, USA, Aug 11 2009.

• to defecate; POOP.

  by WalterGR, Sacramento, CA, USA, Aug 11 2009.