other

• acronym of "as far as I know." Commonly used online.

  AFAIK, the store is still open.

  by Anonymous, Jul 17 2007.

other

• acronym of "away from keyboard." Commonly used in online chats. Typically one "goes" AFK, as in the following sentence. One can also use AFK to respond to a message, indicating that one isn't currently available for chatting.

  I need to go AFK to make a phone call.

  Chatter: Hey, are you around?
  
  Response: AFK.

  by The Jargon File, Jul 17 2009.

adjective

• acronym of "all fucked up." A shortened version of SNAFU.

  That is totally afu, dude!

  by Clifford Phillips, Spokane, WA, USA, Jul 07 2007.

noun

• an alias.

  by WalterGR, Sep 02 2009.

other

• acronym of "Also Known As."

  by Nilserik Sruzell, Halmstad, Sweden, Aug 10 1998.

interjection

• acronym of "adios mother fucker." One typically says this when one has caused an object to go a long distance, or to the wrong location, e.g. in the game of golf.

  There goes that ball... AMF!

  by Gary M., Charlotte, NC, USA, Oct 21 1999.

noun

• an alcoholic beverage. Acronym of "adios mother fucker."

  After three of those AMFs in a half an hour, she was puking her guts up.

  by April W., Lebanon, OR, USA, Jul 27 2007.

other

• online chatting acronym of "age, sex, location?" An inquiry of one's age, gender, and location.

  Hey disco! ASL?

  by Farah, NJ, USA, Apr 28 2002.

noun

• menstrual period. Sometimes abbreviated AF. Also Aunt Flo and cousin Red.

  Man, Aunt Flo is visiting.

  AF came today.

  I had unexpected company last night... Aunt Flo and cousin Red came to visit.

  by Emily, UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 13 1998.

origin

• This term may be a reference to unwelcome family members who arrive unexpectedly and without prior notice.

  by Emily, UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 13 1998.

noun

• menstrual period.

  I had unexpected company last night... Aunt Flo and cousin Red came to visit.

  by Diane F., Rochester, MI, USA, Jun 13 1999.

origin

• This term may be a reference to unwelcome family members who arrive unexpectedly and without prior notice.

  by Diane F., Rochester, MI, USA, Jun 13 1999.

noun

• acronym of "ass whooping." That is, a sound beating.

  I'll give you an A & W you'll never forget.

  by Robin W., Okinawa, Japan, Aug 17 1997.

adverb

• before. Online chat acronym.

  I knew you B4 we went to the same school together.

  by Maurice J., Fall River, MA, USA, Nov 21 2002.

noun

• the middle seat in the front or back of a vehicle. The term is used most frequently to refer to the back, likely simply because most modern vehicles (especially cars) don't have a middle seat in the front.

  You've got to sit bitch.

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 13 1998.

• the pillion (passenger seat) of a motorcycle. Also, a term of derision among bikers when one must "ride bitch" with another due to breakdown, unavailability of one's own bike, etc. Origin: according to common practice, men usually drive motorcycles and women sit behind the men.

  Babycakes rode bitch with Bugs all the way to L.A.

  by J. Rogers, Birmingham, AL, USA, Apr 12 1998.

• friend, usually used between females. Often used in the possessive, as in "my bitch," as the example sentences show.

  You're my bitch.

  What's up, my bitches?

  Bitches, get your ass over here and sing karaoke with me!

  by M.R, Canada, Nov 28 1998.

• in courtroom lingo in states where there are habitual offender laws, lawyers have taken to shortening "habitualize" to "bitch". Sometimes a count in the charge which falls into this classification is called a "bitch" count.

  This charge is going to bitch you.

  by Ron O., Denver, CO, USA, Mar 05 1999.

• a hassle, chore, or task one doesn't want to perform.

  Doing my homework is such a bitch.

  by John C., CA, USA, Jun 20 1999.

• a servant, subordinate, or inferior competitor. Often used in the possessive, as the example sentences show.

  Speaker: Go make me a sandwich.
  
  Response: I'm not your bitch!

  I made him my bitch on the basketball court.

  You're my bitch.

  by Anonymous, ND, USA, Nov 15 1999.

• one's unwilling sexual partner, usually referring to male-on-male rape. Usually used in the possessive, as in the example sentence.

  I'm gonna make you my bitch!

  by Anonymous, ND, USA, Nov 15 1999.

• a well-meaning greeting, usually between men. Also bitch-face.

  What's up, bitch?

  What's up, bitch-face?

  by Jen, PA, USA, Feb 06 2000.

• a weakling or coward. See also bitch out.

  Why are you being such a bitch?

  by Omar C., Amityville, NY, USA, Feb 11 2000.

• an unpleasant female.

  She is such a bitch!

  She is such a biatch/biotch/biznitch/etc.

  by Shaan K., Saratoga Springs, NY, USA, Feb 20 2000.

• one's female significant other; GIRLFRIEND.

  Is that your bitch?

  by Laura, USA, Jun 19 2002.

• a U-turn. One usually "flips" a bitch. See flip a bitch.

  Aw, man, you missed the turn - flip a bitch!

  by Jason D., Costa Mesa, CA, USA, Oct 04 2002.

• a person who complains frequently.

  Stop being a bitch.

  by Anonymous, Aug 06 2007.

• a general (if derogatory) term to refer to females, often used in the plural. See also b.

  Damn, there's some hot bitches at the bar tonight!

  Who's that bitch over there?

  by Anonymous, Aug 06 2007.

• a general insult.

  Do you want to fight, bitch?

  by Anonymous, Aug 06 2007.

verb

• to complain, whine. Also bitch and moan. Implies that the person who is "bitching" does this constantly or is overreacting.

  Oh, he's just bitching about his boss.

  She's always bitching about people she hates.

  by Anonymous, Apr 06 1998.

notes

• an acronym has been invented for "bitch," far after the term entered use: "Beautiful Intellectuals That Cause Hard-ons."

  by Yesha, OH, USA, Dec 24 1997.

• When used in most of the noun forms, also
  
  biatch; biotch; beotch; bizatch; biznatch; bisnitch; biznitch; bisnotch; bizo; bizzo; bia.
  
  These alternate pronunciations/spellings are typically not used to refer to those noun forms that deal with vehicles.

  by Anonymous, Aug 06 2007.

noun

• feces. Origin: acronym of "bowel movement."

  I just laid a nasty B.M!

  by Ben Brinckerhoff, IL, USA, Nov 24 1997.

expression

• acronym of "bend over here it comes again." A warning that one is about to be in a bad situation or one is about to be taken advantage of. A comment on life's recurring unpleasantness. See take it in the ass.

  by James D., Oakville, ON, Canada, Aug 06 1998.

notes

• term is military slang, often used for expressing displeasure with the actions of incompetent superiors.

  by M. B., Milwaukee, WI, USA, Feb 04 1999.