Definition of LMP

LMP

interjection

acronym for "lick my pussy". A dismissive retort, similar to e.g. "fuck off".
Person A: You suck.

Person B: LMP.
- See more words with the same meaning: acronyms (list of).
- See more words with the same meaning: retorts and taunts (list of).
Last edited on Jul 19 2011. Submitted by Patty from Carmel-By-the-Sea, CA, USA on Apr 29 2004.

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Other terms relating to 'acronyms (list of)':
KO	Definitions include: acronym for "knock out."
BOFH	Definitions include: acronym for "bastard operator from hell".
YMMV	Definitions include: acronym for "your mileage may vary."
4ine	Definitions include: alternative spelling of "fine", as in attractive.
zomg	Definitions include: "Oh my God."
SFW	Definitions include: acronym for "safe for work."
SYT	Definitions include: acronym for "see you tomorrow".
lolz	Definitions include: variant of "LOL" (i.e. "laugh out loud".)
SWF	Definitions include: acronym for "single white female".
pimp	Definitions include: a male talented in attracting females.
HMFIC	Definitions include: acronym for "head mother fucker in charge."
HTH	Definitions include: acronym for "hope this helps".
GLBT	Definitions include: acronym for "Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered."
l33t hax0r	Definitions include: a l33t hax0r.
BYOW	Definitions include: "bring your own wine".
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Other terms relating to 'retorts and taunts (list of)':
up (one's) nose with a rubber hose	Definitions include: an insult or retort to an insult.
GFYS	Definitions include: acronym of "go fuck yourself."
suck that	Definitions include: a retort; "take that".
*go fck (one's self)**	Definitions include: an angry retort.
whatever	Definitions include: Used for almost anything anymore.
*suck a bag of dcks**	Definitions include: an insult or retort.
*shove it up (one's) ss**	Definitions include: angry retort.
fokoloyor	Definitions include: alternate pronunciation of "fuck all of you".
go to hell	Definitions include: dismissive retort.
bump	Definitions include: a general insult or insulting retort.
thanks for nothing	Definitions include: retort used to indicate displeasure with someone's lack of help.
FU	Definitions include: acronym for "fuck you".
FOAD	Definitions include: acronym for "fuck off and die".
poop on you, then.	Definitions include: forget you or whatever then
STFU	Definitions include: acronym for "shut the fuck up".
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'lick':
bootlicker	Definitions include: an obsequious person; "suck-up".
bumlick	Definitions include: a person who behaves overly fawning so as to win favor; "suck-up".
clit licker	Definitions include: Derogatory remark directed towards a male usually; Asshole; Jerk.
*cnt lick**	Definitions include: the licking of a vagina.
*cnt licker**	Definitions include: a general insult.
*dck lick**	Definitions include: A Derogatory term used to describe the act of being idiotic, an asshole, or being a dick head.
finger licking good	Definitions include: extremely tasty.
hit a lick	Definitions include: to rob somebody or win a large amount of money gambling.
lick	Definitions include: a musical phrase.
lick a lot 'a Puss	Definitions include: A person who licks a lot of pussy.
lick and a promise	Definitions include: to use a band-aid approach to complete a task, and promise to do it better next time.
lick a pack of franks	Definitions include: general retort.
Lick Arse	Definitions include: What Sean keogh is to Scott Harte
lick balls	Definitions include: a comeback when you don't have anything else to say.
lick carpet	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
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Other terms relating to 'my':
all my yes	Definitions include: an emphatic yes.
all of my yes	Definitions include: an emphatic "yes".
do my head	Definitions include: request for oral sex or as an insult.
eat my shorts	Definitions include: a retort.
ermagrd	Definitions include: less common spelling of "ermahgerd".
ermahgerd	Definitions include: alternate spelling and pronunciation of "oh my god".
FIGMO	Definitions include: military acronym for "fuck it, got my orders".
FML	Definitions include: acronym for "fuck my life."
fo shizzle my nizzle	Definitions include: "fo shizzle my nizzle", i.e. "for sure my nigga".
get it off my chest	Definitions include: confess to something
honk my hooters	Definitions include: Another way to say, "Well, I'll be damned...!"
IMAO	Definitions include: acronym for "in my arrogant opinion".
IME	Definitions include: acronym for "in my experience".
IMHO	Definitions include: acronym for "in my humble opinion".
IMNSHO	Definitions include: acronym for "in my, not so humble opinion".
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Other terms relating to 'pussy':
budissy	Definitions include: something that smells very bad.
*eat pssy**	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
FUPA	Definitions include: acronym for "fatty upper pussy area".
*Is a pig's pssy pork?**	Definitions include: a question asked when the answer is obviously yes.
*pass around pssy**	Definitions include: a promiscuous female.
POD	Definitions include: acronym for "pussy on dick".
POF	Definitions include: when a guy chooses his girl over his friends.
*pssy**	Definitions include: vulva / vagina.
*pssy block**	Definitions include: to interfere with a female's attempt to talk to a male or engaging him sexually.
*pssy fart**	Definitions include: air expelled from the vagina.
*pssy hoe**	Definitions include: a man who controls women (including strippers and prostitutes).
*pssy-hole**	Definitions include: Wimp, coward.
*pssy in the pocket**	Definitions include: got girlfriend under control.
*pssy life**	Definitions include: Lmao eatin up Enjoy DA pussy
*pssy magnet**	Definitions include: something that helps in attracting women, especially a motor vehicle.
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