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Definition of LMP
LMP
interjection
- acronym for "lick my pussy". A dismissive retort, similar to e.g. "fuck off".
Person A: You suck.
Person B: LMP.- See more words with the same meaning: acronyms (list of).
- See more words with the same meaning: retorts and taunts (list of).
Last edited on Jul 19 2011. Submitted by Patty from Carmel-By-the-Sea, CA, USA on Apr 29 2004.
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Other terms relating to 'acronyms (list of)': | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "long-distance relationship". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "trigger warning". | |
| Definitions include: distance distortion factor. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "See You Tomorrow". | |
| Definitions include: a person who has not had their first kiss or has never French kissed. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "friends with benefits". | |
| Definitions include: abbreviated form of "thanks". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "over the top". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "you only live once." | |
| Definitions include: "I see you pee", i.e. "I see you urinate". | |
| Definitions include: "cutie." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "what the fuck?". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for bullshit. | |
| Definitions include: displeasing; UNCOOL. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "over-heard". | |
Other terms relating to 'retorts and taunts (list of)': | |
| Definitions include: an insult or retort. | |
| Definitions include: a dismissive retort; "go to hell". | |
| Definitions include: general insulting retort to a female. | |
| Definitions include: an uncaring retort. | |
| Definitions include: dismissive retort. | |
| Definitions include: a retort; "take that". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "fuck off and die". | |
| Definitions include: telling someone to fuck off. | |
| Definitions include: angry retort. | |
| Definitions include: I challenge your assertion. | |
| Definitions include: an insult or retort to an insult. | |
| Definitions include: uncaring retort. | |
| Definitions include: "fuck a duck". | |
| Definitions include: Famously used by then-US Vice President Dick Cheney on the floor of the US Senate. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "shut the fuck up". | |
Slang terms with the same root words
Other terms relating to 'lick': | |
| Definitions include: an obsequious person; "suck-up". | |
| Definitions include: a person who behaves overly fawning so as to win favor; "suck-up". | |
| Definitions include: Derogatory remark directed towards a male usually; Asshole; Jerk. | |
| Definitions include: a general insult. | |
| Definitions include: A Derogatory term used to describe the act of being idiotic, an asshole, or being a dick head. | |
| Definitions include: extremely tasty. | |
| Definitions include: to rob somebody or win a large amount of money gambling. | |
| Definitions include: a musical phrase. | |
| Definitions include: to use a band-aid approach to complete a task, and promise to do it better next time. | |
| Definitions include: To tell a person their opinion is stupid. | |
| Definitions include: a comeback when you don't have anything else to say. | |
| Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus. | |
| Definitions include: shortened form of "lick my (part of anatomy)" such as lick my nuts, lick my ass, etc. | |
| Definitions include: A way of telling someone to go to hell, or anything like that. | |
| Definitions include: much like telling one to fuck off or kiss your ass. | |
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Other terms relating to 'my': | |
| Definitions include: Request for oral sex or as an insult. | |
| Definitions include: a retort. | |
| Definitions include: military acronym for "fuck it, got my orders". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "fuck my life." | |
| Definitions include: "fo shizzle my nizzle", i.e. "for sure my nigga". | |
| Definitions include: Another way to say, "Well, I'll be damned...!" | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "in my arrogant opinion". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "in my experience". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "in my humble opinion". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "in my, not so humble opinion". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "in my opinion". | |
| Definitions include: A term used when observing something (an object, usually) that is completely objectionable or worthless. | |
| Definitions include: "just my opinion". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "just shat my pants." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "kiss my teeth". | |
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Other terms relating to 'pussy': | |
| Definitions include: something that smells very bad. | |
| Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "fatty upper pussy area". | |
| Definitions include: a promiscuous female. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "pussy on dick". | |
| Definitions include: Pussy Over Friends. | |
| Definitions include: vulva / vagina. | |
| Definitions include: to interfere with a female's attempt to talk to a male or engaging him sexually. | |
| Definitions include: air expelled from the vagina. | |
| Definitions include: Wimp, coward. | |
| Definitions include: got girlfriend under control. | |
| Definitions include: something that helps in attracting women, especially a motor vehicle. | |
| Definitions include: a residence that helps in attracting women. | |
| Definitions include: extremely obedient to one's female significant other. | |
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