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Definition of JSMP
JSMP
- acronym for "just shat my pants." Compare with LMAO!.
Used when LMAO doesn't provide enough emphasis.- See more words with the same meaning: acronyms (list of).
Last edited on Jan 29 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12 2012.
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Other terms relating to 'acronyms (list of)': | |
| Definitions include: "LOL" with the O replaced with an E. | |
| Definitions include: "Hell's Angels". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "head mother fucker in charge." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "Fixed That For You". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "not in my backyard." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "pretty hot and tempting beautiful individual that causes hardness." | |
| Definitions include: a person who has not had their first kiss or has never French kissed. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "mom I'd bone" and "mother I'd bone". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "can anyone else". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "some other dude did it". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "I'm not an expert". | |
| Definitions include: Stands for big fucking nowhere i.e. suburbs | |
| Definitions include: "delirium tremens". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "real soon now." | |
| Definitions include: to acquire. | |
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Other terms relating to 'just': | |
| Definitions include: an expression used to indicate someone is in denial. | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "fuck I'm good just ask me". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "just fucking do it". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "just for the record". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "just kidding". | |
| Definitions include: "just my opinion". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "just out of curiosity". | |
| Definitions include: to break up with a significant other, telling them that one "Just wants to be friends." | |
| Definitions include: jealous. | |
| Definitions include: just kidding. | |
| Definitions include: the perfect thing to have at the present moment. | |
| Definitions include: n. exactly what is need. | |
| Definitions include: an acknowledgement of a surprising event. | |
| Definitions include: said to a person who's leaving little or no tip for services rendered. | |
Other terms relating to 'my': | |
| Definitions include: Request for oral sex or as an insult. | |
| Definitions include: a retort. | |
| Definitions include: military acronym for "fuck it, got my orders". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "fuck my life." | |
| Definitions include: "fo shizzle my nizzle", i.e. "for sure my nigga". | |
| Definitions include: Another way to say, "Well, I'll be damned...!" | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "in my arrogant opinion". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "in my experience". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "in my humble opinion". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "in my, not so humble opinion". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "in my opinion". | |
| Definitions include: A term used when observing something (an object, usually) that is completely objectionable or worthless. | |
| Definitions include: "just my opinion". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "kiss my teeth". | |
| Definitions include: A way of telling someone to go to hell, or anything like that. | |
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Other terms relating to 'pants': | |
| Definitions include: to bore one. | |
| Definitions include: Beautiful woman | |
| Definitions include: crazy. | |
| Definitions include: to become very excited, to the point of (hypothetical) sexual emission. | |
| Definitions include: upscale. | |
| Definitions include: pants large enough to accommodate a fat person. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex with. | |
| Definitions include: to have sex with someone. | |
| Definitions include: to be unable to sit still. | |
| Definitions include: nympho - girl who can't control her sexual appetite. | |
| Definitions include: to not be promiscuous. | |
| Definitions include: to not overreact. | |
| Definitions include: extremely fun and/or humorous. | |
| Definitions include: to have no visible buttocks. | |
| Definitions include: pants so tight that (when worn on women) one can nearly see the outline of their labia. | |
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Other terms relating to 'shit': | |
| Definitions include: to act superior. | |
| Definitions include: See act like (one's) shit doesn't stink. | |
| Definitions include: used to emphasize the preceding statement. | |
| Definitions include: crazy. | |
| Definitions include: "very". | |
| Definitions include: offensive shade of yellow | |
| Definitions include: a despicable person. | |
| Definitions include: to beat severely. | |
| Definitions include: to beat severely. | |
| Definitions include: foul-smelling loose stools experienced the day after heavy drinking. | |
| Definitions include: to be present in large numbers. | |
| Definitions include: extremely bored. | |
| Definitions include: to make a person extremely bored. | |
| Definitions include: a large muscular person. | |
| Definitions include: anything solid, sturdy, well-built. | |
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