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Definition of JSMP

JSMP

  • acronym for "just shat my pants." Compare with LMAO!.

    Used when LMAO doesn't provide enough emphasis.

    Last edited on Jan 29 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12 2012.

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Other terms relating to 'just':

Definitions include: Can be said when impatiently waiting for someone to follow you. Double meaning of coming and orgasm.
Definitions include: an expression used to indicate someone is in denial.
Definitions include: acronym of "fuck I'm good just ask me".
Definitions include: I'll just have the soup.
Definitions include: acronym for "just fucking do it".
Definitions include: acronym for "just for the record".
Definitions include: acronym for "just kidding".
Definitions include: "just my opinion".
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Definitions include: jealous.
Definitions include: just kidding.
Definitions include: the perfect thing to have at the present moment.
Definitions include: The presence of a dirty, diseased looking person evokes this response.
Definitions include: n. exactly what is need.

Other terms relating to 'my':

Definitions include: an emphatic yes.
Definitions include: an emphatic "yes".
Definitions include: request for oral sex or as an insult.
Definitions include: a retort.
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Definitions include: Another way to say, "Well, I'll be damned...!"
Definitions include: acronym for "in my arrogant opinion".
Definitions include: acronym for "in my experience".
Definitions include: acronym for "in my humble opinion".
Definitions include: acronym for "in my, not so humble opinion".

Other terms relating to 'pants':

Definitions include: to bore one.
Definitions include: a beautiful woman.
Definitions include: crazy.
Definitions include: to become very excited, to the point of (hypothetical) sexual emission.
Definitions include: upscale.
Definitions include: pants large enough to accommodate a fat person.
Definitions include: to have sex with.
Definitions include: to have sex with someone.
Definitions include: to be unable to sit still.
Definitions include: a female who can't control her sexual appetite; "nympho".
Definitions include: to not be promiscuous.
Definitions include: to not overreact.
Definitions include: extremely fun and/or humorous.
Definitions include: to have no visible buttocks.
Definitions include: pants so tight that (when worn on women) one can nearly see the outline of their labia.

Other terms relating to 'shit':

Definitions include: to act superior.
Definitions include: See act like (one's) shit doesn't stink.
Definitions include: used to emphasize the preceding statement.
Definitions include: crazy.
Definitions include: "very".
Definitions include: offensive shade of yellow
Definitions include: a despicable person.
Definitions include: very crazy.
Definitions include: to beat severely.
Definitions include: to beat severely.
Definitions include: foul-smelling loose stools experienced the day after heavy drinking.
Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.
Definitions include: extremely bored.
Definitions include: to make a person extremely bored.
Definitions include: a large muscular person.

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