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Definition of PICNIC
PICNIC
noun
- acronym for "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer". A method of discretely blaming a computer problem on user error.
Person A: So what happened with the CEO's wireless?
Person B: That support request goes in the PICNIC file.- See more words with the same meaning: acronyms (list of).
Last edited on Nov 09 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jan 12 2010.
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Other terms relating to 'acronyms (list of)': | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "knock out." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "in my humble opinion". | |
| Definitions include: an exclamation of delight, surprise or amazement. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "private investigator". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "point of view." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "Estimated Time of Arrival." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "good luck, have fun". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "out of the box". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "good luck". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "big black dick". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "girlfriend experience." | |
| Definitions include: short for stuck up bitch. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "cock and ball torture", a form of sexual play. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "by the way". | |
Slang terms with the same root words
Other terms relating to 'chair': | |
| Definitions include: A chair that has been farted into and sent rolling across the room/office to spread the smell and/or deliver the "gift" to someone else. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "falling off chair, laughing out loud". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "falling off chair, rolling on floor, laughing out loud". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between chair and keyboard". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between keyboard and chair". | |
| Definitions include: to engage in a pointless activity, like rearranging deck chairs as the Titanic sank. | |
Other terms relating to 'computer': | |
| Definitions include: a computer that malfunctions frequently. | |
| Definitions include: "computer". | |
| Definitions include: "computer." | |
Other terms relating to 'in': | |
| Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting. | |
| Definitions include: a secret advantage. | |
| Definitions include: involving everyone or everything. | |
| Definitions include: doing something emphatically. | |
| Definitions include: no chance. | |
| Definitions include: something easy. | |
| Definitions include: at some time before the present. | |
| Definitions include: having resumed an activity that one had previously stopped performing. | |
| Definitions include: included. | |
| Definitions include: clitoris. | |
| Definitions include: to intrude. | |
| Definitions include: See barge in. | |
| Definitions include: visible mucus in one's nostrils. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "be back in a bit", i.e. "I will return in a short amount of time." | |
| Definitions include: never. | |
Other terms relating to 'not': | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "do not disturb". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "I am not a constitutional lawyer". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "I Am Not A Lawyer." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "I am not a medical doctor". | |
| Definitions include: "I am not a quantum physicist". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "I am not your lawyer". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "in my, not so humble opinion". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "I'm not an expert". | |
| Definitions include: appearing last in some list, but not because it's the least important item on the list. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "not applicable." | |
| Definitions include: This definition is questionable and is pending deletion. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "not invented here". | |
| Definitions include: a "syndrome" involving a company's hesitance or refusal to use any idea or product it didn't invent or create. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "not in my backyard." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for not mind safe. | |
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Other terms relating to 'problem': | |
| Definitions include: a problem that, in reality, demonstrates one's good fortune. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "First World problem" or "First World problems". | |
| Definitions include: "you're welcome." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between chair and keyboard". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between keyboard and chair". | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "personal problem." | |
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