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Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. This will culminate in my release of an MBOX file including full headers. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Details of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret start Monday August 17. More here.
Google has been lying about the penalty against this site for years. My conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty starts dropping August 17. More here.

Definition of PICNIC

PICNIC

noun

  • acronym for "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer". A method of discretely blaming a computer problem on user error.
    Person A: So what happened with the CEO's wireless?

    Person B: That support request goes in the PICNIC file.

    Last edited on Nov 09 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jan 12 2010.

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Other terms relating to 'acronyms (list of)':

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Definitions include: confused, ruined; "messed up".
Definitions include: acronym for "date of birth."
Definitions include: acronym for "lame-ass mother fucker".
Definitions include: "thanks".
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Definitions include: "just my opinion".
Definitions include: acronym for "give a fuck".
Definitions include: acronym for "who's bad, who's not".
Definitions include: acronym for "some wild-ass silly shit".
Definitions include: acronym for "there's more than one way to do it".

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'chair':

Definitions include: A chair that has been farted into and sent rolling across the room/office to spread the smell and/or deliver the "gift" to someone else.
Definitions include: pejorative nickname of the US Air Force.
Definitions include: acronym for "falling off chair, laughing out loud".
Definitions include: acronym for "falling off chair, rolling on floor, laughing out loud".
Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between chair and keyboard".
Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between keyboard and chair".
Definitions include: to engage in a pointless activity, like rearranging deck chairs as the Titanic sank.

Other terms relating to 'computer':

Definitions include: a computer that malfunctions frequently.
Definitions include: "computer".
Definitions include: "computer."

Other terms relating to 'in':

Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: involving everyone or everything.
Definitions include: doing something emphatically.
Definitions include: no chance.
Definitions include: something easy.
Definitions include: at some time before the present.
Definitions include: having resumed an activity that one had previously stopped performing.
Definitions include: included.
Definitions include: clitoris.
Definitions include: to intrude.
Definitions include: See barge in.
Definitions include: To beat someone up, inflict head injury
Definitions include: visible mucus in one's nostrils.
Definitions include: acronym for "be back in a bit", i.e. "I will return in a short amount of time."

Other terms relating to 'not':

Definitions include: acronym for "do not disturb".
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not a constitutional lawyer".
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not a lawyer."
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not a medical doctor".
Definitions include: "I am not a quantum physicist".
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not your lawyer".
Definitions include: acronym for "in my, not so humble opinion".
Definitions include: acronym for "I'm not an expert".
Definitions include: appearing last in some list, but not because it's the least important item on the list.
Definitions include: acronym for "not applicable."
Definitions include: This definition is questionable and is pending deletion.
Definitions include: acronym for "not invented here".
Definitions include: a "syndrome" involving a company's hesitance or refusal to use any idea or product it didn't invent or create.
Definitions include: acronym for "not in my backyard."
Definitions include: acronym for not mind safe.

Other terms relating to 'problem':

Definitions include: a problem that, in reality, demonstrates one's good fortune.
Definitions include: acronym for "First World problem" or "First World problems".
Definitions include: issues and problems.
Definitions include: "you're welcome."
Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between chair and keyboard".
Definitions include: acronym for "problem exists between keyboard and chair".
Definitions include: acronym of "personal problem."

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