Definition of CRAFT

CRAFT

noun - uncountable

acronym for "can't remember a fucking thing". A metaphorical affliction that causes memory loss.
I'm sorry, I suffer from CRAFT. What's your name again?
- See more words with the same meaning: acronyms (list of).
Last edited on Oct 19 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Feb 06 2010.

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Other terms relating to 'acronyms (list of)':
ur	Definitions include: "your".
SHTF	Definitions include: acronym for "shit hits the fan".
FOP	Definitions include: an elderly person.
srsly	Definitions include: "seriously."
IDGAF	Definitions include: acronym for "I don't give a fuck."
IMO	Definitions include: acronym for "in my opinion".
INAE	Definitions include: acronym for "I'm not an expert".
GTFO	Definitions include: acronym for "get the fuck out", an expression of disbelief.
SO	Definitions include: acronym for "significant other".
PMP	Definitions include: acronym for "pee my pants".
FFS	Definitions include: acronym for "for fuck's sake."
WOTD	Definitions include: acronym for "word of the day".
TYVM	Definitions include: acronym for "thank you very much".
IDC	Definitions include: acronym for "I don't care".
ATM	Definitions include: acronym for "ass-to-mouth", i.e. a sex act in which anal sex is immediately followed by fellatio or cunnilingus.
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Other terms relating to 'a':
a	Definitions include: amphetamine.
A-1	Definitions include: the best.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
a bit much	Definitions include: excessive.
a bit of how's your father	Definitions include: sexual activity.
a boat	Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
a couple beers short of a six-pack	Definitions include: a little crazy
a couple three	Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
act a fool	Definitions include: to play around.
a dime a dozen	Definitions include: very common.
*a dog with two dcks**	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
a dollar three eighty	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
a dollar three eightyfive	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
adopt a tree	Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
a face that only a mother could love	Definitions include: an ugly face.
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Other terms relating to 'can't':
*can't be arsd**	Definitions include: see be arsed.
can't even	Definitions include: to not be able to psychologically deal with something, usually out of frustration or sheer amazement / incredulity.
can't understand normal thinking	Definitions include: backronym expansion of "cunt".
CBA	Definitions include: acronym for "can't be arsed".
CNBU	Definitions include: acronym for "cannot be unseen".
CRS	Definitions include: a metaphorical disease that causes forgetfulness.
you can't beat that with a bat.	Definitions include: A response to something that is a good deal.
Other terms relating to 'fuck':
4Q	Definitions include: "fuck you".
*abso-fcking-lutely**	Definitions include: absolutely.
*abso-fckin'-lutely**	Definitions include: very absolutely.
AFU	Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
*all the fcks I give**	Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.
AMF	Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker."
*as fck**	Definitions include: an intensifier.
*as fcked up as a football bat**	Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
ss fck	Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb.
BAMF	Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker".
*bend over get fcked**	Definitions include: "Get ready for some serious trouble."
BFD	Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal."
BFE	Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt.
*btchass mother fcker*	Definitions include: a bitch-ass motherfucker.
*brainfck**	Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision.
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Other terms relating to 'remember':
CRS	Definitions include: a metaphorical disease that causes forgetfulness.
Other terms relating to 'thing':
ain't no thang	Definitions include: "ain't no thang", i.e. "it isn't a thing", meaning that something isn't to be concerned about; "no big deal"; "don't worry about it".
ain't no thing but a chicken wing	Definitions include: to be okay; not a big concern.
best thing since sliced bread, the	Definitions include: something excellent, useful, etc.
do a thing with someone	Definitions include: to be linking a person.
DTRT	Definitions include: acronym for "do the right thing".
FYT	Definitions include: fine young thing.
hop on the good foot, and do the bad thang	Definitions include: to have sex.
Miss Thang	Definitions include: A woman who flaunts her breasts and ass, flirts with all the men, and belittles all the other women.
Miss Thing	Definitions include: a woman (or gay man) who is so attractive, well-groomed, hip and confident as to seem utterly unassailable to critics.
Mr. Thing	Definitions include: a penis.
(one's) kind of thing	Definitions include: something that one enjoys.
(one's) thing	Definitions include: a notable characteristic.
spice things up	Definitions include: to spice up "things".
SYT	Definitions include: acronym for "see you tomorrow".
TANSTAAFL	Definitions include: acronym for "there ain't no such thing as a free lunch".
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