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Definition of zomfg

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Other terms relating to 'Internet, texting, SMS, email, chat acronyms (list of)':

Definitions include: acronym for "I am a lawyer".
Definitions include: "ta-ta for now", i.e. "goodbye for now."
Definitions include: acronym for "frequently asked question(s)".
Definitions include: "elite".
Definitions include: acronym for "mind your own business."
Definitions include: acronym for "best friend(s) forever".
Definitions include: acronym for "safe for work."
Definitions include: acronym for "shaking my fucking head".
Definitions include: acronym for "rolling on floor laughing my ass off".
Definitions include: acronym for "kiss my teeth".
Definitions include: acronym for "explain like I'm 5".
Definitions include: acronym for "got to go".
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not your lawyer".
Definitions include: acronym for "to the best of my knowledge."
Definitions include: acronym for "thank you so much".

Other terms relating to 'exclamations (list of)':

Definitions include: shortened form of "fucking affirmative".
Definitions include: see hells.
Definitions include: intensifier.
Definitions include: statement of thanks.
Definitions include: intensifier, used with an interrogative.
Definitions include: "thank you."
Definitions include: acronym for "thank you".
Definitions include: Expression of disappointment, similar to 'bummer', though more forceful. 'Bummer' tends to be used when something unforeseen and unfortunate occurs. 'Rats', on the other hand tends to be used when you have been making a concerted effort to do something and it suddenly fails. You only use 'rats' about your own misfortune. You can use 'bummer' sympathetically also about someone else's misfortune.
Definitions include: "for real".
Definitions include: mean spirited response to someone stating the obvious or a well-known fact; "no duh".
Definitions include: an expression of excitement or joy, used mostly by computer aficionados.
Definitions include: statement of shock or surprise; doubt or disagreement; or disapproval.
Definitions include: affirmative.
Definitions include: exclamation of congratulations.
Definitions include: an emphatic "yes".

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'fuck':

Definitions include: "fuck you".
Definitions include: absolutely.
Definitions include: very absolutely.
Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.
Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker."
Definitions include: an intensifier.
Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb.
Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker".
Definitions include: "Get ready for some serious trouble."
Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal."
Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt.
Definitions include: a bitch-ass motherfucker.
Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision.
Definitions include: a "friend" who is having sex with one of one's girlfriend or one of one's ex-girlfriends, without your expressed consent or permission.

Other terms relating to 'god':

Definitions include: to vomit into a toilet.
Definitions include: also "bow down to the white porcelain god."
Definitions include: less common spelling of "ermahgerd".
Definitions include: alternate spelling and pronunciation of "oh my god".
Definitions include: variant of "for God's sake".
Definitions include: exclamation of anger or frustration.
Definitions include: a pleading exclamation.
Definitions include: acronym for "god damn".
Definitions include: abbreviation and text message which stands for "God Had A Wonderful Day When He Made You."
Definitions include: a general exclamation.
Definitions include: extremely displeasing.
Definitions include: exclamation of displeasure.
Definitions include: a person who is ostentatiously religious, evangelical, proselytising.
Definitions include: general expletive.
Definitions include: exclamation of displeasure.

Other terms relating to 'my':

Definitions include: an emphatic yes.
Definitions include: an emphatic "yes".
Definitions include: request for oral sex or as an insult.
Definitions include: a retort.
Definitions include: less common spelling of "ermahgerd".
Definitions include: alternate spelling and pronunciation of "oh my god".
Definitions include: military acronym for "fuck it, got my orders".
Definitions include: acronym for "fuck my life."
Definitions include: "fo shizzle my nizzle", i.e. "for sure my nigga".
Definitions include: confess to something
Definitions include: Another way to say, "Well, I'll be damned...!"
Definitions include: acronym for "in my arrogant opinion".
Definitions include: acronym for "in my experience".
Definitions include: acronym for "in my humble opinion".
Definitions include: acronym for "in my, not so humble opinion".

Other terms relating to 'oh':

Definitions include: the police.
Definitions include: less common spelling of "ermahgerd".
Definitions include: alternate spelling and pronunciation of "oh my god".
Definitions include: the police.
Definitions include: a 40 ounce bottle of booze.
Definitions include: home-made alcohol.
Definitions include: a very late - or very early - time of the day.
Definitions include: See hell no.
Definitions include: an exclamation i.e. "oh my God."
Definitions include: Mormon slang term replacing the slang term, Oh Hell.
Definitions include: a general exclamation.
Definitions include: oh shoot, oh no. said when one realizes something they forgot.
Definitions include: acronym for "oh my fucking god."
Definitions include: acronym for "Oh my God", a general-purpose exclamation.
Definitions include: acronym for "on my God, what the fuck."

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