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Definition of MIWLF

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Other terms relating to 'acronyms (list of)':

Definitions include: acronym for "massively multiplayer online role playing game."
Definitions include: acronym for "Itty Bitty Titty Committee".
Definitions include: acronym for "long-distance relationship".
Definitions include: acronym for "works for me".
Definitions include: acronym for "out of the office."
Definitions include: acronym for "tore up from the floor up".
Definitions include: acronym for "mom I'd fuck" - that is, an attractive older woman.
Definitions include: acronym for "no response necessary" or "no response needed".
Definitions include: acronym for bullshit.
Definitions include: acronym for "three-letter acronym".
Definitions include: acronym for "link goes to".
Definitions include: a $20 bag of marijuana.
Definitions include: acronym for "missing in action".
Definitions include: acronym for "over the top".
Definitions include: acronym for "shaking my fucking head".

Other terms relating to 'attractive female':

Definitions include: an attractive female / another word for shagging / to use.
Definitions include: to gossip.
Definitions include: Pertaining to the attractiveness of a girl you see.
Definitions include: an attractive female, who is constantly flirting with men.
Definitions include: acronym for "mom I'd fuck" - that is, an attractive older woman.
Definitions include: an attractive older woman or an attractive mother. See also MILF.
Definitions include: a woman with an attractive body, but an ugly face.
Definitions include: an attractive woman.
Definitions include: women.
Definitions include: an attractive (often much younger) female date.
Definitions include: An extremely attractive woman with striking sex appeal.
Definitions include: a sexually attractive or sexually provocative female under the age of sexual consent.
Definitions include: alternate spelling of "honey".
Definitions include: pretty, cute or hot girl.
Definitions include: a pretty girl.

Other terms relating to 'mother, mom, mommy, mama, mamma, momma':

Definitions include: mother
Definitions include: mother.
Definitions include: the target of a variety of jokes used to insult a person's mother.
Definitions include: mom aka "mother".
Definitions include: grandmother.
Definitions include: mother
Definitions include: "grandmother".
Definitions include: pretty, cute or hot girl.
Definitions include: Mother, mom.
Definitions include: mother.
Definitions include: see "baby mama".
Definitions include: B:Baby M:Mother. BM - the mother of his child.
Definitions include: a stereotypical suburban mother.
Definitions include: the mother of one's baby.
Definitions include: "mother".

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'fuck':

Definitions include: "fuck you".
Definitions include: absolutely.
Definitions include: very absolutely.
Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker."
Definitions include: an intensifier.
Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb.
Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker".
Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal."
Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt.
Definitions include: Stands for big fucking nowhere i.e. suburbs
Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision.
Definitions include: A so called friend that's fucking one of your ex-girlfriends or girlfriend without your expressed consent or permission
Definitions include: "butt fuck".
Definitions include: of a person, crazy.

Other terms relating to 'i':

Definitions include: acronym for "all day I dream about sex".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell".
Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know."
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it".
Definitions include: acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck".
Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit."
Definitions include: acronym for "don't mind if I do".
Definitions include: "do what I mean".
Definitions include: acronym for "father I'd like to fuck", i.e. an attractive older man.
Definitions include: "from what I understand".
Definitions include: an attractive older woman.
Definitions include: acronym for "grandmother I'd like to fuck" or "grandmother I'd love to fuck".
Definitions include: used to state a negative response to a question which is stronger than "no."

Other terms relating to 'like':

Definitions include: to act superior.
Definitions include: See act like (one's) shit doesn't stink.
Definitions include: to say, in reported speech or conversation.
Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.
Definitions include: to bleed profusely.
Definitions include: to have many children.
Definitions include: of a woman, to be well-endowed.
Definitions include: large, muscular, and strongly built.
Definitions include: to have a large penis
Definitions include: acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck".
Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit."
Definitions include: to drink alcohol to excess.
Definitions include: to die with others in a large group, usually within a short span of time.
Definitions include: nice buttocks.
Definitions include: when eating, to often eat a little.

Other terms relating to 'mother':

Definitions include: an ugly face.
Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker."
Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker".
Definitions include: B:Baby M:Mother. BM - the mother of his child.
Definitions include: a good friend that is more like a brother.
Definitions include: a Christian who attends church only on Christmas, Easter and Mother's Day.
Definitions include: contraction of "fucking ugly mother fucker".
Definitions include: an exclamation of amazement or excitement.
Definitions include: acronym for "head mother fucker in charge."
Definitions include: Head Mother Fucker What In Charge.
Definitions include: exclamation of alarm / amazement.
Definitions include: exclamation of alarm / amazement.
Definitions include: Threatening rain.
Definitions include: acronym for "lame-ass mother fucker".
Definitions include: acronym for "laughing my mother fucking ass off".

Other terms relating to 'to':

Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
Definitions include: See nine to five.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: a declaration of victory or superiority.
Definitions include: sex in which anal sex is immediately followed by fellatio.
Definitions include: to revisit one's past.
Definitions include: to go back to the beginning.
Definitions include: extreme; "all out".
Definitions include: to be vastly superior.
Definitions include: to perform an activity before someone else.
Definitions include: to be unintelligible.
Definitions include: to do.
Definitions include: more important things to deal with.
Definitions include: to kill or destroy.

Other terms relating to 'would':

Definitions include: acronym for "father I'd like to fuck", i.e. an attractive older man.

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