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Definition of GMILF
GMILF
noun
- acronym for "grandmother I'd like to fuck" or "grandmother I'd love to fuck".
There were some total GMILFs at the wedding.
- See more words with the same meaning: acronyms (list of).
Last edited on Jul 27 2012. Submitted by brentl504 from Rancho Palos Verdes, CA, USA on Apr 26 2012.
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Other terms relating to 'acronyms (list of)': | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "can anyone else". | |
| Definitions include: displeasing; UNCOOL. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "falling off chair, rolling on floor, laughing out loud". | |
| Definitions include: the year 2000. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "have a great summer". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "cover your ass." | |
| Definitions include: Most uses of "shit" also work with "crap", except where noted below. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off". | |
| Definitions include: derogatory term for a disliked female; "bitch". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "clothed female, naked male". | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "bad-ass." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "date of birth." | |
| Definitions include: "pissed off." | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "shit out of luck", meaning that there is nothing one can do to remedy some situation. | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "titty hard-on," meaning erect nipples. | |
Slang terms with the same root words
Other terms relating to 'fuck': | |
| Definitions include: "fuck you". | |
| Definitions include: absolutely. | |
| Definitions include: very absolutely. | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up." | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker." | |
| Definitions include: an intensifier. | |
| Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker". | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt. | |
| Definitions include: Stands for big fucking nowhere i.e. suburbs | |
| Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision. | |
| Definitions include: A so called friend that's fucking one of your ex-girlfriends or girlfriend without your expressed consent or permission | |
| Definitions include: "butt fuck". | |
| Definitions include: of a person, crazy. | |
Other terms relating to 'grandmother': | |
| Definitions include: an attractive older woman. | |
| Definitions include: "grandmother". | |
| Definitions include: "grandmother". | |
| Definitions include: "grandmother". | |
| Definitions include: a grandmother. | |
Other terms relating to 'i': | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "all day I dream about sex". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell". | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "don't mind if I do". | |
| Definitions include: "do what I mean". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "father I'd like to fuck", i.e. an attractive older man. | |
| Definitions include: "from what I understand". | |
| Definitions include: an attractive older woman. | |
| Definitions include: used to state a negative response to a question which is stronger than "no." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "I am a lawyer". | |
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Other terms relating to 'like': | |
| Definitions include: to act superior. | |
| Definitions include: See act like (one's) shit doesn't stink. | |
| Definitions include: to say, in reported speech or conversation. | |
| Definitions include: to be present in large numbers. | |
| Definitions include: to bleed profusely. | |
| Definitions include: to have many children. | |
| Definitions include: of a woman, to be well-endowed. | |
| Definitions include: large, muscular, and strongly built. | |
| Definitions include: to have a large penis | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit." | |
| Definitions include: to drink alcohol to excess. | |
| Definitions include: to die with others in a large group, usually within a short span of time. | |
| Definitions include: nice buttocks. | |
| Definitions include: when eating, to often eat a little. | |
Other terms relating to 'love': | |
| Definitions include: "adult baby diaper lover". | |
| Definitions include: "adult baby / diaper lover". | |
| Definitions include: an ugly face. | |
| Definitions include: to spend time with a significant other. | |
| Definitions include: Male Masturbation. Metaphoric comparison to an erect penis. | |
| Definitions include: When you're fucking someone you barely know and during intercourse they tell you they love you. | |
| Definitions include: anal sex. | |
| Definitions include: a pleading exclamation. | |
| Definitions include: I fking love One Direction! | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "I fucking love you" or "I freaking love you". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "I love you." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "I love you like a sister." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "I love you so fucking much". | |
| Definitions include: I.L.Y.S.M. means "I love you so much." | |
| Definitions include: to like very much. | |
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Other terms relating to 'to': | |
| Definitions include: extremely intoxicated | |
| Definitions include: See nine to five. | |
| Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse. | |
| Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse. | |
| Definitions include: a declaration of victory or superiority. | |
| Definitions include: sex in which anal sex is immediately followed by fellatio. | |
| Definitions include: to revisit one's past. | |
| Definitions include: to go back to the beginning. | |
| Definitions include: extreme; "all out". | |
| Definitions include: to be vastly superior. | |
| Definitions include: to perform an activity before someone else. | |
| Definitions include: to be unintelligible. | |
| Definitions include: to do. | |
| Definitions include: more important things to deal with. | |
| Definitions include: to kill or destroy. | |
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