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Definition of ride the porcelain bus

ride the porcelain bus

verb

  • to sit on ("ride") the toilet for an extended period of time, usually due to diarrhea or general bowel distress.

    Last edited on Dec 11 2003. Submitted by David H. from Washington, DC, USA on Dec 11 2003.

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Other terms relating to 'to defecate, poop, shit':

Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: something very fun.
Definitions include: to defecate.
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Definitions include: to defecate.

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Other terms relating to 'bus':

Definitions include: to vomit.
Definitions include: to miss an opportunity.
Definitions include: Toilet.
Definitions include: to be mentally or physically challenged.
Definitions include: "Short bus" refers to a handicapped school bus.
Definitions include: a way of saying the individual wasn't bright.
Definitions include: to sacrifice another person for personal gain.

Other terms relating to 'porcelain':

Definitions include: to go to the bathroom.
Definitions include: to vomit into a toilet.
Definitions include: also "bow down to the white porcelain god."
Definitions include: to vomit.
Definitions include: to vomit in the toilet.
Definitions include: to vomit.
Definitions include: to vomit.
Definitions include: to vomit.
Definitions include: to vomit.
Definitions include: vomiting (typically after alcohol consumption)
Definitions include: to kneel in front of the toilet vomiting
Definitions include: To vomit.
Definitions include: Australian slang for male urinating.
Definitions include: an interface designed to hide the complexity of a system.
Definitions include: Toilet.

Other terms relating to 'ride':

Definitions include: taking a passive role.
Definitions include: an ordeal.
Definitions include: to like a person too much, especially when it's undeserved.
Definitions include: a ride of excitement or great fun.
Definitions include: a group member who piggybacks on the others, gets away clean without doing any work.
Definitions include: shortened form of "full-ride scholarship".
Definitions include: to dance alongside and/or on a motor vehicle while the motor vehicle is still driving forward.
Definitions include: Stolen car
Definitions include: to have a great deal of personal interest in the outcome of a person or event.
Definitions include: a reckless ride taken in a (usually stolen) automobile.
Definitions include: a person who drives a car that has been lowered.
Definitions include: M.A.T. (Moose Area Transit) Rider: A large, overweight, or obese person riding on a scooter, moped, or otherwise motorized two wheeled vehicle.
Definitions include: to customize an automobile.
Definitions include: an automobile.
Definitions include: Someone who will do anything for you.

Other terms relating to 'the':

Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
Definitions include: interrogation.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
Definitions include: information.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: a good estimate.
Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: inclusive.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.

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