• To take a shit or crap, to defficate. Probably originated from a persons tendency to make weird faces and strange noises when taking a crap.

  I just took a major grumpy.

  by Zachary W., Ames, IA, USA, Jul 23 2002.

• the need to defecate.

  i got to hang a rat.

  by bcain, Northwest, IN, USA, Oct 28 1999.

• v 1. to defecate.

  I was late because I was hanging a root.

  by Evan J., Los Angeles, CA, USA, Feb 15 2000.

• when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.

  by Chris M., Virginia, USA, Jan 16 2003.

• Need to defecate. Popularized by Fat Bastard in Austin Powers II.

  Can I go now? I've got a turtlehead poking out!

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Feb 29 2000.

• You really have to use the restroom. Refer to Austin Powers 2.

  A turtle is poking it's head.

  by Matt H., Orlando, FL, USA, Dec 23 2001.

• need to defecate.

  by Holly C, Feb 22 2003.

• v. to defecate.

  I've got to lay a loaf.

  by dave k., Rochester, NY, USA, May 05 1999.

• To defecate a large amount.

  I can't come to the phone right now, cuz I'm Laying a pipeline.

  by Dav, Minneapolis, MN, USA, Jun 02 2002.

• to defecate.

  Excuse me, I have to lay hot snakes.

  by Jason M., Oakland, CA, USA, May 10 2002.

• to have sexual intercourse...also known as "plumbing."

  At the conclusion of the evening, i went to my girlfriend's house and laid some pipe.

  by Wayne B., Gainesville, FL, USA, Jun 17 1998.

• to have sex.

  I lay lots of pipe.

  by Joe R., Chicago, IL, USA, Jun 26 1998.

• has sexual intercourse. Performs coitus.

  Jimmy lays more pipe than the water company.

  by Patrick B., River Ridge, LA, USA, Nov 26 1999.

• refers to having sex, fornicating.

  I was layin' pipe last night.

  by Ralph M., Charlotte, NC, USA, Jan 25 2002.

• I have heard referred to as Sex.

  I layed some pipe.

  by Adam, Los Angeles, CA, USA, Aug 15 2007.

verb

• to defecate.

  by C C., Dallas, TX, USA, Dec 02 2004.

• to defecate.

  I need to lay some cable.

  by Anonymous, Aug 04 2002.

• take a shit.

  i need to go lay wolf bait.

  by kyle s., MI, USA, May 10 2002.

• to defecate.

  Give me that magazine--I'm going to go log out!

  by Heather B., Haddonfield, NJ, USA, Apr 28 1999.

• to defecate; POOP.

  by WalterGR, Sacramento, CA, USA, Aug 11 2009.

• to defecate or the need to defecate.

  Can you hurry up in there, I have to make a deposit.

  by Bianca F., Nov 30 1998.

• to deficate.

  I'm going to the bathroom to make a deposit.

  by Chris M., High Point, NC, USA, Oct 21 2003.

• defecate right away.

  I'll be right back, I have to go make a deposit

  by Paul T., Houston, TX, USA, May 26 2004.

• To shit!

  I gotta make a teddybear.

  by Mangan H, Sweden, Sep 15 1998.

• to defecate.

  by Colin M., London, ON, Canada, Aug 23 2002.

• To defecate.

  I need to go pinch a loaf.

  by David S., Houston, TX 77080, USA, Feb 25 1999.