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Browsing page 4 of words meaning to masturbate (104 words total)

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have a tug of war with Cyclops

verb

  • to masturbate. Usually applied only to male masturbation.
    I didn't get any so I'm going to have a tug of war with Cyclops.

    Last edited on Mar 21 2011. Submitted by John R. from Huntsville, AL, USA on Nov 06 2001.

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have sex with (one's self)

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hump (one's) fist

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jerk it

verb

  • to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)
    He's jerking it in our dorm room.

    Last edited on Aug 02 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

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jerk off

noun

  • a mean or rude person; "jerk".
    You're such a jerk-off!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

    Citation from "Search Committee 1", The Office (US TV), Season 7 Episode 25 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Jul 24 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11 1999.

verb

  • to engage in an activity which is inherently wasteful (particularly when one is at work) and for which there isn't any tangible compensation or reward, other than one's own mental stimulation.
    Five minutes before my shift ended I was jerking off playing solitaire on my computer.
    Person 1: What have you been up to at work?

    Person 2: Just jerking off.

    Last edited on Mar 18 2014. Submitted by Alex M. from Las Vegas, NV, USA on Dec 08 1998.

verb - intransitive

  • to masturbate. Usually used in reference to male masturbation.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

    Citation from "Charlie Kelly: King of Rats", It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV), Season 6 Episode 10 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
                                      

                                                                                                                           

    Citation from "Dr. Ben / Nick", Louie (TV), Season 1 Episode 3 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

    Citation from "Halloween / Ellie", Louie (TV), Season 2 Episode 10 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                                                                                                                                     

    Citation from "Halloween / Ellie", Louie (TV), Season 2 Episode 10 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                               

    Citation from "Chapter 7", Eastbound & Down (TV), Season 2 Episode 1 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Nov 04 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11 1999.

verb - transitive

  • to stimulate a penis with one's hands, until ejaculation.
    Last night my girlfriend jerked me off.
                                                                                 

    Citation from "Poker / Divorce", Louie (TV), Season 1 Episode 2 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

    Citation from "Come On / God", Louie (TV), Season 2 Episode 8 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
                                                                                                                                                                 

    Citation from "Chapter 11", Eastbound & Down (TV), Season 2 Episode 5 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Dec 19 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28 2008.

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jerk (one's) gherkin

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jerk the gherkin

verb

  • to masturbate (applies only to males.) "Gherkin" - a pickle - representing the penis.
    He's upstairs, probably jerking the gherkin.

    Last edited on Jun 03 2010. Submitted by Robbie G. from Stroud, Hampshire, UK on Feb 13 2006.

  • (of a female) to masturbate a male
    We know you were jerking his gherkin yesterday, you can't pretend you weren't.

    Last edited on Feb 13 2006. Submitted by Robbie G. from Stroud, Hampshire, UK on Feb 13 2006.

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jerk the johnson

verb

  • to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)
    If you are willing to give yur lady the attention she desires, jerk the johnson before hand.

    Last edited on Sep 20 2015. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

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