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Definition of monkey spank

monkey spank

  • a masturbator, a beat off, a goon, dork, barney, bozo, chess geek, computer geek, etc. Basically someone who is an idiot.
    The dude next door is a monkey spank.

    Last edited on Jan 11 2013. Submitted by Tom from Carlsbad, CA 92008, USA on Mar 08 2003.

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