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Definition of monkey spank
monkey spank
- a masturbator, a beat off, a goon, dork, barney, bozo, chess geek, computer geek, etc. Basically someone who is an idiot.
The dude next door is a monkey spank.
Last edited on Jan 11 2013. Submitted by Tom from Carlsbad, CA 92008, USA on Mar 08 2003.
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Other terms relating to 'monkey': | |
| Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid | |
| Definitions include: very cold. | |
| Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person. | |
| Definitions include: Extremely intoxicated. | |
| Definitions include: a Frenchman. | |
| Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer". | |
| Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk. | |
| Definitions include: a funky person. | |
| Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative | |
| Definitions include: to severely injure someone. | |
| Definitions include: a mechanic. | |
| Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington. | |
| Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow. | |
| Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho. | |
| Definitions include: to perform terribly. | |
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Other terms relating to 'spank': | |
| Definitions include: new. | |
| Definitions include: derogatory term. | |
| Definitions include: to defeat comprehensively. | |
| Definitions include: an man's stored up collection of sexual memories that he recalls while masturbating ("spanking"). | |
| Definitions include: intoxicated. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: an emphatic and comprehensive win. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: a piece of shit person. | |
| Definitions include: "thanks". | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: "thank you." | |
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