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Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. This will culminate in my release of an MBOX file including full headers. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Details of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret start Monday August 17. More here.
Google has been lying about the penalty against this site for years. My conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty starts dropping August 17. More here.

Definition of spank Hank

spank Hank

  • to masturbate. Applied only to male masturbation.
    Sorry I didn't pick up the phone but I was spankin' Hank.

    Last edited on May 18 2011. Submitted by robert j. from Bellingham, WA, USA on Feb 07 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'hank':

Definitions include: very hungry.

Other terms relating to 'spank':

Definitions include: new.
Definitions include: derogatory term.
Definitions include: a masturbator, a beat off, a goon, dork, barney, bozo, chess geek, computer geek, etc.
Definitions include: to defeat comprehensively.
Definitions include: an man's stored up collection of sexual memories that he recalls while masturbating ("spanking").
Definitions include: intoxicated.
Definitions include: an emphatic and comprehensive win.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: a piece of shit person.
Definitions include: "thanks".
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: "thank you."

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