Definition of faster than shit through a goose

faster than shit through a goose

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extremely fast.
Now that was faster than shit through a goose!
- See more words with the same meaning: fast, quick, quickly.
Last edited on May 13 2011. Submitted by Alan from Fredericksburg, VA, USA on Aug 19 2003.

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Other terms relating to 'fast, quick, quickly':
fly	Definitions include: very good, excellent; "cool"; "awesome".
scream	Definitions include: to be strongly in agreement.
book it	Definitions include: to move very fast.
smoke	Definitions include: to kill, usually with a firearm.
*like sht off a shovel**	Definitions include: quickly.
*like sht through a tin horn**	Definitions include: quickly.
at the drop of a hat	Definitions include: at any moment; without persuasion
automagically	Definitions include: to happen automatically, in a way that appears almost magical.
like a bat out of hell	Definitions include: quickly.
ASAP	Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as possible".
in a New York minute	Definitions include: quickly.
right quick	Definitions include: quickly.
quick	Definitions include: "quickly".
in a heartbeat	Definitions include: quickly.
on the dub	Definitions include: quickly.
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Other terms relating to 'a':
a	Definitions include: amphetamine.
A-1	Definitions include: the best.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
a bit of how's your father	Definitions include: sexual activity.
a boat	Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
a couple beers short of a six-pack	Definitions include: a little crazy
a couple three	Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
act a fool	Definitions include: Playing around
a dime a dozen	Definitions include: very common.
*a dog with two dcks**	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
a dollar three eighty	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
a dollar three eightyfive	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
adopt a tree	Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
a face that only a mother could love	Definitions include: an ugly face.
a few	Definitions include: a few drinks of alcohol.
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Other terms relating to 'fast':
fast food	Definitions include: food from a restaurant, prepared quickly.
fast-track	Definitions include: to make a process happen more quickly, often by skipping steps.
get nowhere fast	Definitions include: to make no progress, despite effort.
pull a fast one	Definitions include: to try to deceive or fool someone in a quick yet daring or slick manner.
slim fast	Definitions include: Alternative for "meth" or Methamphetamine.
Other terms relating to 'goose':
choke the goose	Definitions include: Slang for urinating. (male) Choke the Goose
cook (one's) goose	Definitions include: to be in trouble.
goose	Definitions include: to grab or pinch someone's buttocks or upper thigh.
goosed	Definitions include: tired.
like crap through a goose	Definitions include: quickly.
like the goose	Definitions include: of good quality. Also used to describe something that one is proud of.
silly goose	Definitions include: a silly person.
Other terms relating to 'shit':
*act like (one's) sht doesn't stink**	Definitions include: to act superior.
*act like (one's) sht don't stink**	Definitions include: See act like (one's) shit doesn't stink.
*and sht**	Definitions include: used to emphasize the preceding statement.
*ape sht**	Definitions include: crazy.
*as sht**	Definitions include: "very".
*baby sht yellow**	Definitions include: offensive shade of yellow
*bag of sht**	Definitions include: a despicable person.
*beat seven shades of sht out of**	Definitions include: to beat severely.
*beat the sht out of**	Definitions include: to beat severely.
*beer shts**	Definitions include: foul-smelling loose stools experienced the day after heavy drinking.
*be like flies on sht**	Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.
*bored shtless**	Definitions include: extremely bored.
*bore shtless**	Definitions include: to make a person extremely bored.
*brick shthouse**	Definitions include: a large muscular person.
*brick sht house**	Definitions include: anything solid, sturdy, well-built.
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Other terms relating to 'than':
bite off more than (one) can chew	Definitions include: to take on a situation one can't master.
blood is thicker than water.	Definitions include: family relations are more important than other relationships.
colder than a well digger's ass	Definitions include: extremely cold.
colder than a witch's tit	Definitions include: extremely cold.
crazier than a run-over dog	Definitions include: very crazy.
*crazier than a sht-house rat**	Definitions include: very crazy.
drier than a popcorned fart	Definitions include: uncommon variant of drier than a popcorn fart.
drier than a popcorn fart	Definitions include: see popcorn fart.
dumber than a bucket of hammers	Definitions include: extremely unintelligent.
dumber than a coal bucket	Definitions include: very quiet.
EWBTE	Definitions include: acronym for "everything went better than expected".
fatter than a tick on a coon dog	Definitions include: Filled almost to bursting.
finer than frog fur	Definitions include: doing well.
finer than frog hair	Definitions include: extremely attractive.
finer than frog's hair	Definitions include: has to do with a very fine filament.
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Other terms relating to 'through':
burn through	Definitions include: to use up.
drag through the mud	Definitions include: to tarnish a person's reputation.
get it through (one's) head	Definitions include: to understand.
go through a rough patch	Definitions include: to go through a rough patch, i.e. a difficult time.
go through the motions	Definitions include: to do something out of obligation rather than desire, without devoting any significant effort.
HT	Definitions include: acronym for "heard through".
jump through (one's) ass	Definitions include: used to express the amount of effort required to accomplish a task that needs to be completed ahead of schedule.
lie through (one's) teeth	Definitions include: to tell a big lie.
like crap through a goose	Definitions include: quickly.
*like sht through a tin horn**	Definitions include: quickly.
pay through the nose	Definitions include: to pay too much money.
plug through	Definitions include: to persist during a difficult time or while completing a difficult task.
roll through	Definitions include: See roll.
slip through the backdoor	Definitions include: to perform anal sex.
through	Definitions include: tired, unable to go on.

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