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Definition of Fortune Cookie NEWS

Fortune Cookie NEWS


  • The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
    Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

    Last edited on Jul 02 2022. Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 02 2022.

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