Definition of happy endings

happy ending

noun

• a handjob given by a masseuse/masseur after a massage.

                                           
  
                                                                              
  
  Citation from "Massage Therapy", House, M.D. (TV), Season 7 Episode 4 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

  • See more words with the same meaning: sex activities, practices, moves.

  Last edited on Jan 11 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

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Other terms relating to 'sex activities, practices, moves':
*sshoe	Definitions include: A person considered sexually promiscuous who likes anal sexual intercourse
can suck chrome off a tail pipe	Definitions include: to be able to perform fellatio well.
blowjob	Definitions include: fellatio.
can suck the chrome off a tail pipe	Definitions include: to be able to perform fellatio well.
oral	Definitions include: "oral sex".
anal	Definitions include: shortened form of anal retentive.
Lewinski	Definitions include: fellatio; "a blowjob".
skull	Definitions include: fellatio.
two in the coot, one in the boot	Definitions include: a sexual maneuver in which two fingers are inserted into the vagina ("the coot") and one finger is inserted into the anus ("the boot").
Alaskan fire dragon	Definitions include: one of many made up "sex moves" that are demeaning towards women.
bareback	Definitions include: of sex, unprotected sex.
fifth base	Definitions include: in the "sex as baseball" metaphor: anal sex.
run train on	Definitions include: See run train.
tug	Definitions include: a session of masturbation.
motorboat	Definitions include: to place one's mouth between a female's breasts, and exhale while turning one's head left and right.
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Other terms relating to 'end':
*ss-end of space	Definitions include: some location extremely far away.
at (one's) wit's end	Definitions include: extremely aggravated.
at the end of (one's) rope	Definitions include: unable to tolerate any more.
back end	Definitions include: the anus.
be-all end-all, the	Definitions include: the best.
bell end	Definitions include: a foolish person.
business end, the	Definitions include: the functional end, especially of a tool.
dead end	Definitions include: of an activity, an insurmountable obstacle.
end	Definitions include: To kill something, especially murder. "Tony got pissed off at Big Al's bullshit and ended him."
end of	Definitions include: used to express the desire to end a conversation.
end of the line	Definitions include: the last part of something.
ends	Definitions include: money.
EOB	Definitions include: acronym for "end of business", i.e. the end of the business day.
EOD	Definitions include: acronym for "End of Day."
EOF	Definitions include: acronym for "end of file".
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Other terms relating to 'happy':
a few fries short of a happy meal	Definitions include: "not all there".
as happy as a clam	Definitions include: happy and content.
happy accident	Definitions include: misfortune that has a positive result.
happy as a clam	Definitions include: happy and content.
happy as a pig in sh*t	Definitions include: very happy.
happy bunny	Definitions include: a contented person.
happy camper	Definitions include: a happy person.
happy cigarette	Definitions include: a marijuana cigarette; "joint".
Happy Crack	Definitions include: a mixture of powdered high-sugar substances eaten or snorted by children and adolescents.
happy flakes	Definitions include: any powdered drug that makes the drug taker happier or more energetic.
happy gap	Definitions include: the area of space between the upper thighs, directly beneath the crotch, of slender women.
happy happy	Definitions include: sexual intercourse.
happy hat	Definitions include: a condom.
happy meal	Definitions include: a woman who has sex with men because it genuinely makes her content and happy.
happy pill	Definitions include: an antidepressant pill.
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