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Definition of happy endings

happy ending

noun

  • a handjob given by a masseuse/masseur after a massage.
                                             

                                                                                

    Citation from "Massage Therapy", House, M.D. (TV), Season 7 Episode 4 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Jan 11 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

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Definitions include: A person considered sexually promiscuous who likes anal sexual intercourse
Definitions include: to be able to perform fellatio well.
Definitions include: fellatio.
Definitions include: to be able to perform fellatio well.
Definitions include: "oral sex".
Definitions include: shortened form of anal retentive.
Definitions include: fellatio; "a blowjob".
Definitions include: fellatio.
Definitions include: a sexual maneuver in which two fingers are inserted into the vagina ("the coot") and one finger is inserted into the anus ("the boot").
Definitions include: one of many made up "sex moves" that are demeaning towards women.
Definitions include: of sex, unprotected sex.
Definitions include: in the "sex as baseball" metaphor: anal sex.
Definitions include: See run train.
Definitions include: a session of masturbation.
Definitions include: to place one's mouth between a female's breasts, and exhale while turning one's head left and right.

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Other terms relating to 'end':

Definitions include: some location extremely far away.
Definitions include: extremely aggravated.
Definitions include: unable to tolerate any more.
Definitions include: the anus.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: a foolish person.
Definitions include: the functional end, especially of a tool.
Definitions include: of an activity, an insurmountable obstacle.
Definitions include: To kill something, especially murder. "Tony got pissed off at Big Al's bullshit and ended him."
Definitions include: used to express the desire to end a conversation.
Definitions include: the last part of something.
Definitions include: money.
Definitions include: acronym for "end of business", i.e. the end of the business day.
Definitions include: acronym for "End of Day."
Definitions include: acronym for "end of file".

Other terms relating to 'happy':

Definitions include: "not all there".
Definitions include: happy and content.
Definitions include: misfortune that has a positive result.
Definitions include: happy and content.
Definitions include: very happy.
Definitions include: a contented person.
Definitions include: a happy person.
Definitions include: a marijuana cigarette; "joint".
Definitions include: a mixture of powdered high-sugar substances eaten or snorted by children and adolescents.
Definitions include: any powdered drug that makes the drug taker happier or more energetic.
Definitions include: the area of space between the upper thighs, directly beneath the crotch, of slender women.
Definitions include: sexual intercourse.
Definitions include: a condom.
Definitions include: a woman who has sex with men because it genuinely makes her content and happy.
Definitions include: an antidepressant pill.

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