Definition of havin' a face like a bag of hammers

have a face like a bag of hammers

verb

to be very ugly.
- See more words with the same meaning: unattractive, ugly.
Last edited on Jul 11 2008. Submitted by Philip W. on Jul 11 2008.

notes

The original phrase is: "As useless as a bag of hammers." The implied meaning is that 1 hammer is useful with a bag of nails, but a bag of hammers and no nails is useless.

"Having a face like a bag of hammers" is a nonsensical twist on the original phrase.
Last edited on Nov 15 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19 2010.

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Other terms relating to 'unattractive, ugly':
bun	Definitions include: to be on the giving end of anal sex.
scary	Definitions include: ugly, weird.
ugly stick	Definitions include: See beat with the ugly stick, get hit with the wrong end of the ugly stick, hit with an ugly stick.
ghettified	Definitions include: unattractive or ugly, repulsive.
butt-fugly	Definitions include: very fugly.
fugly	Definitions include: extremely unattractive.
beat with the ugly stick	Definitions include: unattractive.
obeast	Definitions include: variation on the word obese.
dirty	Definitions include: a person so promiscuous as to be disgusting.
butters	Definitions include: very ugly.
hard on the eyes	Definitions include: unattractive.
toe up	Definitions include: toe-up means ugly from head-to-toe. an absolute, full-on assault to the eyes which makes you wanna be sick when you look at the person.
face like a workman's bench	Definitions include: British.
hogley	Definitions include: ugly with a capital "G".
merked	Definitions include: ugly.
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Other terms relating to 'a':
a	Definitions include: amphetamine.
A-1	Definitions include: the best.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
a bit much	Definitions include: excessive.
a bit of how's your father	Definitions include: sexual activity.
a boat	Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
a couple beers short of a six-pack	Definitions include: a little crazy
a couple three	Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
act a fool	Definitions include: to play around.
a dime a dozen	Definitions include: very common.
*a dog with two dcks**	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
a dollar three eighty	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
a dollar three eightyfive	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
adopt a tree	Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
a face that only a mother could love	Definitions include: an ugly face.
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Other terms relating to 'bag':
all that and a bag of chips	Definitions include: better than all that.
all that and a bag of Fritos	Definitions include: the best.
*ss bag	Definitions include: a general insult.
bag	Definitions include: to lie to; deceive.
*bag btch**	Definitions include: a female who is in a relationship only for illegal powdered drugs (e.g. cocaine,) which is often stored in a small bag.
bag fries	Definitions include: when French fries are in a container that is in a bag, those French fries that fall out of the container and settle at the bottom of the bag.
bagger	Definitions include: a person who is so ugly that one would have to put a bag over their head (so as to hide their face) before considering having intercourse with them.
bag ho	Definitions include: a female who does sexual favors as payment instead of cash to obtain drugs or get a bag/sack of her own.
bag lady	Definitions include: a homeless woman.
bag nasty	Definitions include: noun, means a sack lunch.
bag of bones	Definitions include: an extremely skinny person.
*bag of sht**	Definitions include: a despicable person.
bag of suck	Definitions include: something displeasing.
bag of tricks	Definitions include: a person who is a source of constant surprise.
bag on	Definitions include: to insult for fun; "make fun of".
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Other terms relating to 'face':
a face that only a mother could love	Definitions include: an ugly face.
*ss face	Definitions include: a person who behaves in an offensive, pompous manner; "ass".
bald-faced lie	Definitions include: a lie that is so obvious that it is detected immediately.
beep face	Definitions include: a general insult.
*btch face**	Definitions include: a bitch.
butter face	Definitions include: a woman with an attractive body, but an ugly face.
*butt fck face**	Definitions include: a person who is butt ugly or stupid.
crater face	Definitions include: a person who has large, deep, pit-like scars on their face, typically caused by severe acne.
*cnt face**	Definitions include: a general insult.
*dck face**	Definitions include: an unkind person; "jerk"; "ass".
dog-faced	Definitions include: extremely ugly; "hideous".
doll-face	Definitions include: form of address for an attractive person or one's significant other.
donkey-faced	Definitions include: ugly.
duckface	Definitions include: the face made by puckering one's lips as if to kiss someone.
F2F	Definitions include: acronym for "face to face".
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Other terms relating to 'hammer':
banhammer	Definitions include: a metaphorical hammer that is wielded by operators or moderators when banning one or more users from an online community.
beef hammer	Definitions include: a penis.
dumber than a bucket of hammers	Definitions include: extremely unintelligent.
hammer	Definitions include: to interrogate.
yellow hammer	Definitions include: an inbred person.
Other terms relating to 'have':
did Rose Kennedy have a black frock?	Definitions include: "The answer to your question is obviously 'yes'."
every cloud has a silver lining.	Definitions include: for every bad thing that happens, there's something positive about it.
GLHF	Definitions include: acronym for "good luck, have fun".
HAGS	Definitions include: acronym for "have a great summer".
HAND	Definitions include: acronym for "Have a nice day."
has-been	Definitions include: a person who was once famous or successful, but is no longer.
hasbian	Definitions include: a person who has been a lesbian but now lives a heterosexual lifestyle.
have	Definitions include: to take advantage of.
have a ball	Definitions include: to have a ball, e.g. a great time.
have a beef	Definitions include: to have a a problem or grudge with someone.
have a big mouth	Definitions include: to reveal information that one shouldn't.
have a big ol' vag	Definitions include: a promiscuous woman.
have a black belt in	Definitions include: to be very skilled in a particular area.
have a blast	Definitions include: See blast.
have a bone to pick	Definitions include: to have a grudge to discuss.
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Other terms relating to 'like':
*act like (one's) sht doesn't stink**	Definitions include: to act superior.
*act like (one's) sht don't stink**	Definitions include: See act like (one's) shit doesn't stink.
be like	Definitions include: to say, in reported speech or conversation.
*be like flies on sht**	Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.
bleed like a stuck pig	Definitions include: to bleed profusely.
breed like rabbits	Definitions include: to have many children.
built like a brick house	Definitions include: of a woman, to be well-endowed.
*built like a brick sht-house**	Definitions include: large, muscular, and strongly built.
built like a tripod	Definitions include: to have a large penis
DILF	Definitions include: acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck".
DILLIGAS	Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit."
do (one) like that	Definitions include: to treat a person poorly, especially when there are witness(ed).
drink like a fish	Definitions include: to drink alcohol to excess.
drop like flies	Definitions include: to die with others in a large group, usually within a short span of time.
Drop you like a bad habit.	Definitions include: This phrase means to stop something fully and finally.
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Other terms relating to 'of':
abbreviated piece of nothing	Definitions include: a worthless person.
a bit of how's your father	Definitions include: sexual activity.
about the size of it	Definitions include: a good estimate.
a couple beers short of a six-pack	Definitions include: a little crazy
a few cans short of a six pack	Definitions include: of lower than average intelligence.
a few fries short of a happy meal	Definitions include: "not all there".
afraid of (one's) shadow	Definitions include: skittish.
*a grain of ssault**	Definitions include: an amount of violence.
ahead of the curve	Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
a hell of a	Definitions include: an impressive.
a hell of an	Definitions include: an impressive.
all kinds of	Definitions include: many.
all of my yes	Definitions include: an emphatic "yes".
all that and a bag of chips	Definitions include: better than all that.
all that and a bag of Fritos	Definitions include: the best.
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