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Definition of I wouldn't have that up my ass if I had room for a saw mill.

I wouldn't have that up my ass if I had room for a saw mill.

  • a term used when observing something (an object, usually) that is completely objectionable or worthless.

    Last edited on Aug 13 2013. Submitted by Kevin H. from Fresno, CA, USA on May 02 1998.

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Other terms relating to 'a':

Definitions include: amphetamine.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: sexual activity.
Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
Definitions include: a little crazy
Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
Definitions include: to play around.
Definitions include: very common.
Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
Definitions include: an ugly face.
Definitions include: a few drinks of alcohol.

Other terms relating to 'ass':

Definitions include: pestering a person.
Definitions include: pestering multiple people.
Definitions include: short for ass-poopin'.
Definitions include: anything displeasing.
Definitions include: used after an adjective to indicate extremes or excessiveness; "very", "really", "extremely".
Definitions include: in reverse or totally incorrect
Definitions include: a general insult.
Definitions include: instance of flatulence.
Definitions include: Extreme halitosis.
Definitions include: a despicable person.
Definitions include: one who appears foolish, like a clown.
Definitions include: the cleft between the buttocks.
Definitions include: very early in the day.
Definitions include: is where you get money for sittin' on your ass.
Definitions include: some location extremely far away.

Other terms relating to 'for':

Definitions include: taking a passive role.
Definitions include: return on one's money spent.
Definitions include: to be homosexual.
Definitions include: acronym for "best friend(s) for life".
Definitions include: a phrase used in reference to someone under the influence of opiates who keeps nodding off with their mouth open, as it resembles performing fellatio.
Definitions include: so compatible that even the known bugs of product A were replicated in the "bug-for-bug compatible" product B.
Definitions include: British expression meaning that the speaker doesn't want to do something.
Definitions include: to be excited about.
Definitions include: to vomit.
Definitions include: to vomit (noisily).
Definitions include: the person is going to be in trouble.
Definitions include: crazy.
Definitions include: fat.
Definitions include: able to handle or tolerate.
Definitions include: to perform varicose vein surgery.

Other terms relating to 'had':

Definitions include: abbreviation and text message which stands for "God Had A Wonderful Day When He Made You."

Other terms relating to 'have':

Definitions include: "The answer to your question is obviously 'yes'."
Definitions include: for every bad thing that happens, there's something positive about it.
Definitions include: acronym for "good luck, have fun".
Definitions include: acronym for "have a great summer".
Definitions include: acronym for "Have a nice day."
Definitions include: a person who was once famous or successful, but is no longer.
Definitions include: a person who has been a lesbian but now lives a heterosexual lifestyle.
Definitions include: to take advantage of.
Definitions include: to have a ball, e.g. a great time.
Definitions include: to have a a problem or grudge with someone.
Definitions include: to reveal information that one shouldn't.
Definitions include: a promiscuous woman.
Definitions include: to be very skilled in a particular area.
Definitions include: See blast.
Definitions include: to have a grudge to discuss.

Other terms relating to 'i':

Definitions include: acronym for "all day I dream about sex".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell".
Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know."
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it".
Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.
Definitions include: acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck".
Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit."
Definitions include: acronym for "don't mind if I do".
Definitions include: "do what I mean".
Definitions include: acronym for "father I'd like to fuck", i.e. an attractive older man.
Definitions include: "from what I understand".
Definitions include: an attractive older woman.
Definitions include: acronym for "grandmother I'd like to fuck" or "grandmother I'd love to fuck".

Other terms relating to 'if':

Definitions include: exclamation which connotes a derisive assertion that whatever is being talked about is impossible or very unlikely.
Definitions include: acronym for "don't mind if I do".
Definitions include: "if and only if."
Definitions include: go ahead and do that, even though I don't agree.
Definitions include: acronym for "if I recall correctly."
Definitions include: acronym for "if I understand correctly".
Definitions include: acronym for "It's OK if you're a republican".
Definitions include: acronym for "if you don't like it, get the fuck out".
Definitions include: acronym for "if you hadn't noticed" or "if you haven't noticed".
Definitions include: acronym for "if you know what I mean and I think you do".
Definitions include: to have awareness of what's going on.
Definitions include: to present an idea and test the reaction.

Other terms relating to 'mill':

Definitions include: a college or university where the coursework isn't extensive enough, in the speaker's opinion.
Definitions include: a bar.
Definitions include: to suffer a great ordeal.
Definitions include: ordinary.

Other terms relating to 'my':

Definitions include: request for oral sex or as an insult.
Definitions include: a retort.
Definitions include: less common spelling of "ermahgerd".
Definitions include: alternate spelling and pronunciation of "oh my god".
Definitions include: military acronym for "fuck it, got my orders".
Definitions include: acronym for "fuck my life."
Definitions include: "fo shizzle my nizzle", i.e. "for sure my nigga".
Definitions include: confess to something
Definitions include: Another way to say, "Well, I'll be damned...!"
Definitions include: acronym for "in my arrogant opinion".
Definitions include: acronym for "in my experience".
Definitions include: acronym for "in my humble opinion".
Definitions include: acronym for "in my, not so humble opinion".
Definitions include: acronym for "in my opinion".
Definitions include: "just my opinion".

Other terms relating to 'room':

Definitions include: away from public scrutiny.
Definitions include: outdoors, during the day.
Definitions include: outdoors.
Definitions include: a room in which telemarketers make cold calls.
Definitions include: a room where performers wait until their performance.
Definitions include: the men's restroom.
Definitions include: women's restroom.
Definitions include: discussion using foul language, or of a sexual or otherwise offensive nature.
Definitions include: restroom.
Definitions include: one's worse fear.
Definitions include: bathroom.
Definitions include: a room with a toilet; "bathroom".
Definitions include: flexibility.

Other terms relating to 'saw':

Definitions include: Used as an excuse for practically anything.
Definitions include: to sleep.

Other terms relating to 'that':

Definitions include: an ugly face.
Definitions include: superior, as good as it gets.
Definitions include: better than all that.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: et cetera.
Definitions include: "that a".
Definitions include: interjection of encouragement.
Definitions include: interjection of encouragement.
Definitions include: to approve or agree
Definitions include: to do something bad to someone that takes care of one.
Definitions include: British expression meaning that the speaker doesn't want to do something.
Definitions include: it means to ignore, let go or pay him/her no attention.
Definitions include: See burn a bridge.
Definitions include: to change what one says about something.
Definitions include: to understand.

Other terms relating to 'up':

Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: to misbehave.
Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
Definitions include: well dressed, wearing makeup, etc.
Definitions include: doing something emphatically.
Definitions include: energetic due to consumption of a stimulant.
Definitions include: to increase.
Definitions include: to contribute one's share.
Definitions include: to mess up.
Definitions include: to make something like ass.
Definitions include: strange, stupid; "weird".
Definitions include: stupid.
Definitions include: strange / stupid.
Definitions include: to move away from.
Definitions include: to call someone to halt, particularly when the intention is to rob.

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