The Online Slang Dictionary
(American, English, and Urban slang)

Login     Register     Forgot password     Resend confirmation

Definition of jackwagon

jackwagon

adjective

  • A male who's daily life includes most of their time "jacking off" ( masturbating)
    He is such a jackwagon.

    Last edited on Jun 23 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23 2014.

noun

  • an insult. Likely coined specifically for the Geico commercial quoted in the following citation.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

    Citation from Geico commercial, 2010 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
    Tandra is a jack wagon.

    Last edited on May 02 2013. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jul 03 2010.

  • A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from discarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.

    Last edited on May 16 2011. Submitted by The Sterd on Oct 21 2010.

notes

  • possibly a TV-appropriate form of jackass.

    Last edited on Aug 05 2010. Submitted by Methos from Shady Side, MD, USA on Jul 28 2010.

+Add a definition for this slang term

More info:

Interactive stats:

Related words

Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':

Definitions include: "bitch."
Definitions include: a person who is inconsequential, irrelevant, small, unimportant, or worthless.
Definitions include: a disliked person.
Definitions include: to expel air from one's vagina.
Definitions include: "slut" (promiscuous female) + "cunt" (derogatory term for a female.)
Definitions include: a disliked person.
Definitions include: geek, square, dork, dweeb, etc.
Definitions include: a general insult.
Definitions include: derogatory term for a disliked female; "bitch".
Definitions include: a despicable person.
Definitions include: jerk, asshole, prick.
Definitions include: a general insult; "dickhead".
Definitions include: "fucking asshole".
Definitions include: A Derogatory term used to describe the act of being idiotic, an asshole, or being a dick head.
Definitions include: An acronym has been invented for the term, but long after the term entered use: "Beautiful Intellectuals That Cause Hard-ons."

Slang terms with the same root words

None. How about some random words?

Definitions include: Stop being such a "dickster"(asshole)
Definitions include: a person with braces who has, or is expected to, cut a penis with said braces while performing fellatio.
Definitions include: "No one gave a fuck."
Definitions include: using one's authority to get one's way.
Definitions include: to be weak, low-powered, soft, unthreatening comes from the company Nerf that makes soft foamy toys
Definitions include: admission paid to get into a bar, dance club, etc.
Definitions include: Willie Peter is military slang for a white phosphorus incendiary grenade.
Definitions include: euphemism for "fuck".
Definitions include: To have something previously useful or of worth made into useless or worthless.
Definitions include: to get hit in the testicles.

How common is this slang?

Don't click the following.
I use it(678)  
No longer use it(11)  
Heard it but never used it(317)  
Have never heard it(403)  

How vulgar is this slang?

Average of 666 votes: 22%  (See the most vulgar words.)


Least vulgar  
  Most vulgar

Your vote: None   (To vote, click the pepper. Vote how vulgar the word is – not how mean it is.)


Least vulgar  
  Most vulgar

Where is this slang used?

Logged-in users can add themselves to the map. Login, Register, Login instantly with Facebook.


Link to this slang definition

To link to this term in a web page or blog, insert the following.

<a href="http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/jackwagon">jackwagon</a>

To link to this term in a wiki such as Wikipedia, insert the following.

[http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/jackwagon jackwagon]

Some wikis use a different format for links, so be sure to check the documentation.