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Definition of jackwagon

jackwagon

adjective

  • A male who's daily life includes most of their time "jacking off" ( masturbating)
    He is such a jackwagon.

    Last edited on Jun 23 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23 2014.

noun

  • an insult. Likely coined specifically for the Geico commercial quoted in the following citation.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

    Citation from Geico commercial, 2010 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
    Tandra is a jack wagon.
    This is a great game: [slope](https://slop.
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    Last edited on Jul 28 2025. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jul 03 2010.

  • A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from discarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.

    Last edited on May 16 2011. Submitted by The Sterd on Oct 21 2010.

notes

  • possibly a TV-appropriate form of jackass.

    Last edited on Aug 05 2010. Submitted by Methos from Shady Side, MD, USA on Jul 28 2010.

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