Definition of jackwagon

jackwagon

A male who's daily life includes most of their time "jacking off" ( masturbating)
He is such a jackwagon.

Last edited on Jun 23 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23 2014.

an insult. Likely coined specifically for the Geico commercial quoted in the following citation.

Citation from Geico commercial, 2010 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
Tandra is a jack wagon.
- See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).
Last edited on May 02 2013. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jul 03 2010.
A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from discarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.
Last edited on May 16 2011. Submitted by The Sterd on Oct 21 2010.

possibly a TV-appropriate form of jackass.
Last edited on Aug 05 2010. Submitted by Methos from Shady Side, MD, USA on Jul 28 2010.

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Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':
beyotch	Definitions include: "bitch."
piss-ant	Definitions include: a person who is inconsequential, irrelevant, small, unimportant, or worthless.
*lame-ss**	Definitions include: a disliked person.
queaf	Definitions include: to expel air from one's vagina.
slunt	Definitions include: "slut" (promiscuous female) + "cunt" (derogatory term for a female.)
reject	Definitions include: a disliked person.
Melvin	Definitions include: geek, square, dork, dweeb, etc.
fartknocker	Definitions include: a general insult.
*cnt**	Definitions include: derogatory term for a disliked female; "bitch".
dirtwad	Definitions include: a despicable person.
jag-off	Definitions include: jerk, asshole, prick.
knobhead	Definitions include: a general insult; "dickhead".
farging icehole	Definitions include: "fucking asshole".
*dck lick**	Definitions include: A Derogatory term used to describe the act of being idiotic, an asshole, or being a dick head.
*btch**	Definitions include: An acronym has been invented for the term, but long after the term entered use: "Beautiful Intellectuals That Cause Hard-ons."
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None. How about some random words?

credentials	Definitions include: male genitals.
love cave	Definitions include: vagina.
dial tone	Definitions include: a bore, dullard.
all-nighter	Definitions include: an all-night period of awakedness to finish a task.
tomfoolery	Definitions include: misbehavior.
barge into	Definitions include: to enter suddenly and uninvitedly.
beautimus	Definitions include: beautiful.
General Colon Bowel	Definitions include: Poop
Jovi	Definitions include: a person with "heavy metal" qualities (i.e. long hair, head-banging, piercings, leather clothing).
knacker	Definitions include: a loser, lowlife