Definition of Johns

John

noun

restroom.
I need to go to the john.

Citation from "There's Something About Paulie", Family Guy (TV), Season 2 Episode 16 (2000) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
- See more words with the same meaning: bathroom, restroom.
Last edited on Jan 13 2012. Submitted by wayne g. on Oct 01 1998.
a patron of a prostitute.

Citation from "Hit Me Baby", Life (TV, 2009), Season 2 Episode 16 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

Citation from "Pimp Daddy", Terriers (TV, 2010), Season 1 Episode 9 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
- See more words with the same meaning: prostitution (related to).
Last edited on Nov 11 2010. Submitted by Alixandera M. from Calgary, AB, Canada on Mar 05 1999.
toilet.
I'm on the john.
- See more words with the same meaning: toilets (related to).
Last edited on Jul 18 2010. Submitted by Anthony V. on Sep 18 2004.
an excuse. From the Super Smash Bros. (video game) community.
No Johns.

Last edited on Jun 09 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 09 2014.

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Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'bathroom, restroom':
bog	Definitions include: a restroom.
little girl's room	Definitions include: women's restroom.
de-funk and re-rag	Definitions include: to take a shower and change clothes.
head	Definitions include: a person who has both street and book knowledge.
potty	Definitions include: a restroom.
loo	Definitions include: restroom.
bog roll	Definitions include: toilet paper.
*sht room**	Definitions include: bathroom.
Al Gore toilet	Definitions include: a low-flush toilet.
*sht house**	Definitions include: out house.
*ss-wipe	Definitions include: similar to asshole.
*ss gasket	Definitions include: a paper toilet seat cover, as found in many public restrooms.
rain closet	Definitions include: the shower.
dunny	Definitions include: a lavatory.
pissa	Definitions include: toilet.
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Other terms relating to 'prostitution (related to)':
kiddie stroll	Definitions include: a street where children solicit prostitution.
hoe stroll	Definitions include: a place where prostitutes congregate to meet customers.
working girl	Definitions include: a prostitute.
hooker	Definitions include: a general insult.
dope whore	Definitions include: a person who exchanges sex for drugs.
lot lizard	Definitions include: a prostitute who frequents truck-stop parking lots, looking for customers.
track	Definitions include: a place where prostitutes gather to find clients.
escort	Definitions include: a prostitute who doesn't work at a brothel.
cathouse	Definitions include: a brothel; "whorehouse".
stroll	Definitions include: an area, such as a particular street, where prostitutes solicit customers.
madame	Definitions include: a female manager of prostitutes.
pro	Definitions include: a professional.
gutter whore	Definitions include: a whore - i.e. a promiscuous (usually female) person, or an actual prostitute (usually female) - who is not doing well financially.
gigolo	Definitions include: a male prostitute.
coke whore	Definitions include: a prostitute that gets paid in cocaine.
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Other terms relating to 'toilets (related to)':
throne	Definitions include: toilet.
crapper	Definitions include: restroom.
*ss gasket	Definitions include: a paper toilet seat cover, as found in many public restrooms.
bog roll	Definitions include: toilet paper.
can	Definitions include: bathroom.
loo	Definitions include: restroom.
pissa	Definitions include: toilet.
Al Gore toilet	Definitions include: a low-flush toilet.
*ss-wipe	Definitions include: similar to asshole.
big white telephone	Definitions include: a toilet.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'john':
dear john letter	Definitions include: a letter / note in which a person breaks up with a male.
jimmy-john	Definitions include: any object.
Jno	Definitions include: a short form (abbreviation) of the name John.
John Doe	Definitions include: name used in the United States and Canada to refer to a person whose name isn't known.
*John Hancck**	Definitions include: signature.
John Q. Public	Definitions include: a stand-in name used to represent the everyman.
John Thomas	Definitions include: penis.
John Wayne's saddlebags	Definitions include: object used for comparison to something that hangs down and is unattractive.
*talk some sht to John**	Definitions include: to defecate.
who hit John	Definitions include: alcohol.