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Definition of one-eyed monster
one-eyed monster
noun
- A penis.
My one-eyed monster is 15 inches long.
- See more words with the same meaning: penis.
Last edited on Jan 06 2000. Submitted by Big P. on Jan 06 2000.
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Other terms relating to 'penis': | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "all but dissertation". | |
| Definitions include: a penis. | |
| Definitions include: penis. | |
| Definitions include: a penis. | |
| Definitions include: penis. | |
| Definitions include: a penis. | |
| Definitions include: penis. | |
| Definitions include: a penis. | |
| Definitions include: See also (one's) thing. | |
| Definitions include: to steal. | |
| Definitions include: an erection. | |
| Definitions include: British origin. | |
| Definitions include: Half-erect penis. | |
| Definitions include: A crooked penis. | |
| Definitions include: a penis. | |
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Other terms relating to 'eye': | |
| Definitions include: something or someone cherished above all others. | |
| Definitions include: to conspicuously notice. | |
| Definitions include: a person's favorite person. | |
| Definitions include: the anus. | |
| Definitions include: having extremely large eyes. | |
| Definitions include: a metaphorical "eye" that a person with no sense of clothing style has. | |
| Definitions include: attractive. | |
| Definitions include: to look at. | |
| Definitions include: to look at a person lustfully. | |
| Definitions include: an unattractive person. | |
| Definitions include: New technology using the movement of the eyes to browse the internet and control your computer, through a headset. | |
| Definitions include: an attractive person. | |
| Definitions include: dried eye secretions, most commonly experienced upon waking from a night's sleep; "rheum"; "gound". | |
| Definitions include: to look coyly and invitingly at. | |
| Definitions include: to look coyly and invitingly at. | |
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Other terms relating to 'monster': | |
| Definitions include: generic insult. | |
| Definitions include: A person that is known to use drugs and to be high all the time, especially one that uses crack. | |
| Definitions include: A person was is madly jealous. | |
| Definitions include: n. Flattering accolade for male stud who easily conquests women. | |
| Definitions include: an ugly person. | |
| Definitions include: HIV | |
Other terms relating to 'one': | |
| Definitions include: "goodbye". | |
| Definitions include: a "Long Island Ice Tea" (also called a "Long Island Iced Tea") which is a strong alcoholic mixed drink. | |
| Definitions include: the best. | |
| Definitions include: to get fouled in basketball and make the basket | |
| Definitions include: Slang for having a shit. | |
| Definitions include: to go back to the beginning. | |
| Definitions include: $1,000 | |
| Definitions include: to die or to get killed. | |
| Definitions include: "buy one get one" free. | |
| Definitions include: to fight. | |
| Definitions include: To defecate. | |
| Definitions include: a beer. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate, typically used in the case of men | |
| Definitions include: a question that is difficult to answer. | |
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