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Definition of secretary spread

secretary spread

  • Tendency of (principally female) clerical and administrative staff in corporate environments to offer sex and romance with superiors as an inducement to professional advancement.

    Citation from New York Post censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
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    Last edited on Dec 07 2011. Submitted by TexDenim on Jun 14 2009.

noun - uncountable

  • increased body weight or girth as a result of sitting in a chair for the majority of one's working hours.
    I got a new office job. Does anyone have any tips on avoiding the secretary spread?

    Last edited on Dec 07 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Dec 07 2011.

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