Definition of squid

noun

• sucker, mark, bitch.

  You're such a squid.

  Last edited on Mar 16 2018. Submitted by craig j. from Mt Vernon, WA, USA on Feb 07 2002.

• someone lacking in ability or skill, especially in a sport or activity.

  He rode like a squid.

  He played like a squid.

  Last edited on Mar 16 2018. Submitted by Greg M. from Rancho Mirage, CA, USA on Feb 01 2003.

• submariner.

  Last edited on Mar 16 2018. Submitted by Stephen F. from Jacksonville, FL, USA on Jul 26 2006.

• a slow BMX bicycle racer.

  The classified racer said to another racer, "Squid, you suck."

  Last edited on Jul 21 2017. Submitted by Danny Dees on Sep 15 2011.

• dirty politician

  That Senator is such a squid.

  Last edited on Jul 21 2017. Submitted by SJG on Jul 21 2017.

• someone who sits at the back of the school bus; outcast.

  I just got shoulder checked in the hallway by some squid.

  Last edited on Mar 16 2018. Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 07 2018.

• An animal that floats on top of the ocean and shits on all "Marine" life. See also : sailor

  You squids are on my ship to serve me", said the Marine Gunny Sergeant.

  Last edited on May 19 2018. Submitted by Anonymous on May 19 2018.